Japanese Jokes Funny

Fantassia was so inlove with her bestfriend since they were just a kids, so inlove that she could give her precious gem, her virginity, to her only bestfriend once they grew up and when they turned in a legal age. Even they were just a kids she knew to herself that she really love him, she promised to herself that she would do everything for him. One day he told her to wait for him because he has something to say, she's waiting for him to their favorite place to play. She's ready to confess her feelings towards him and she knew he's feeling the same way, she's just waiting for him to confessed too. She's patiently waiting for him until dusk when her mother came out of nowhere telling to her that her bestfriend, Callan, and his family left the country. After that day she cried her heart out and she started to loathe and hate him, he made her feel stupid and she felt humiliated in front of everyone for waiting like a pathetic kid. Since then, she promised to herself again that she will forget him and her feelings for him. Years had been past Fantassia grew up into a fine and gorgeous lady that every men would do anything just to get her attention, but the old Fantassia who's sweet and caring to everyone was gone. The new Fantassia is a difficult person to deal with, she's so hard to please and a high-standard woman.

In the heart of the Philippines, where wealth builds skylines and power moves silently behind corporate walls, two worlds are destined to collide. Victor Colitz is a self-made billionaire and the feared CEO of Colitz Holdings Philippines—an empire that controls real estate, shipping, finance, and luxury developments across the country. Cold, calculating, and untouchable, he trusts no one and lets nothing escape his control. In his world, people are assets, and emotions are liabilities. Then she appears. Kathleen Jane Pajate, a half Japanese heiress born into one of the most influential families in Asia, quietly walks away from privilege to live an ordinary life. Rejecting her legacy, she applies for a simple position inside Victor’s company—unaware that her carefully hidden identity is about to draw the attention of the most dangerous man in business. What begins as a simple job application turns into something far more complicated when Victor Colitz notices the girl who doesn’t fit into his world… yet refuses to leave his mind. He doesn’t trust her. She doesn’t fear him. And in a world built on power, secrets, and control, their collision threatens to expose truths neither of them is ready for—about business, about family, and about desire that was never supposed to exist. Because in Victor’s empire, nothing remains simple for long… especially not her.

This is the tale of how the sexist remark, "Men are scum," was delivered to me on a scalding plate! Guess what? It all started with a birthday surprise party for my boss's fiance, but I was slapped with horror when I saw my boyfriend of two years being kissed by my boss with an engagement ring around both their fingers. Turned out I had been the side chick for two bloody years! Funny enough, I wasn't served a heart break alone, my boss had also been toying with the emotions of Cole McPherson, and together we swore to take revenge. Would I still scream, "Men are slime!" at the conclusion, or will my beliefs alter in the process of seeking revenge alongside Cole?

They say memories stored in our brain could be sometimes forgotten, but then the heart does not forget. Because our heart always remember, the heart recognizes our beloved when our brain couldn't. Years after they lost contact with each other, Zhanaia encountered Dion again on the same place where they met. And funny how destiny works, they met again just like how they first met, accidentally bumping with each other. Zhanaia's heart was filled with joy, she couldn't contain her happiness and jumped to hug Dion, not wanting to let him go again. But all the hope in her shattered when Dion pulled away from her embrace and asked her, "I'm sorry, miss, but... who are you?"

Until recently, Carolina Lane has lived a normal life, but when she moves to this town, things change. Having Kayler Brown, the sexiest and most respected boy in school, as a neighbor is not funny at all. While Caroline is trying hard to make this bossy yet meddling boy stay out of her business, she receives death warnings: Attention, Carolina. The forest will be your new enemy. Do not approach Kayler, or otherwise, your death will be even more painful than I had planned. Who sent this letter? What is Kayler hiding behind? What's the secret of this town? Caroline desperately wants to figure out the truth. However, Kayler won’t answer the questions. He just takes her hand and gazes at her. “You are mine.” He said.

Is it wrong to take revenge to someone who abused you? Beatryze is the serious type girl who keeps on ignoring all of the red flags that his boyfriend, Clyde, shows. She loves Clyde so much to the point that even if his boyfriend will hurt her physically or emotionally, she'll choose to stay. Everything was going fine. She's bearing all of the pain that Clyde caused her but not until one day, Tryze bursted out because she found out Clyde's deepest secret. She wanted to make Clyde suffer. So she made a move. She'll destroy him, using the way that she knows; through the help of her friends.

This story is about an angel who comes to earth and falls in love with a human. And struggle with his destiny.

The game est un peu différent de mes autres histoires car c'est une histoire contenant plusieurs personnages mais différents dans leurs comportements, différents dans leurs actes, différents dans leurs agissements et différents dans leurs façon de penser...ces individus de genres différentes vont finir par se rencontrer un à un comme par hasard comment ça va se passer ? Entre mensonge, coup bas, trahison et drame, bienvenue dans the game...

Marina is a girl with a great passion for medicine, she has two childhood friends, Lina and Hasan. The three people's friendship relationship was very good when suddenly there was a problem. Because his friend Hasan did not reciprocate Lina's feelings, instead falling in love with Marina. After Lina learned of Hasan's feelings for Marina, their relationship changed from friend to foe. Because she was too stubborn to have Hasan's affection, Lina tried every way to cut off their feelings. By chance Lina knew the secret of fate from her previous life, she decided to cut off the relationship between Marina and Hasan from her previous life, so that in this life the two of them could not be together. Lina then secretly used her parents' invention to return to the past, but because it was a test version, the machine malfunctioned and exploded, causing Lina's parents to die, thereby increasing Lina's hatred towards Marina. up. But despite exploding, the space vortex still brought Lina's spirit to the past and entered the body in her previous life. The first thing after Lina woke up was to kill Marina in the past, but because of that, it accidentally caused Marina to also get sick. pulled back to his previous life as the ancient Canal period. From there, Marina's journey to find out why she was dragged back to this era and how to return begins. With her medical knowledge Marina quickly became famous and gained more companions. During the journey Marina also met Prince Alex who is Hasan's previous life, their relationship quickly improved but also made Lina know that Marina was still alive. Since then Marina has to face malicious plots from Lina

Anya hanya bermimpi untuk bisa memiliki kehidupan sederhana yang damai. Namun hingga saat ini hanya ada kesengsaraan dalam hidupnya. Setiap hari gadis cantik itu harus banting tulang untuk menafkahi ibunya dan dirinya sendiri.Sampai suatu malam, tanpa senghaja anya bermalam disebuah kamar hotel mewah, bersama seorang pria tampan yang tidak dikenalnya!Malam itu mengubah seluruh kehidupannya.Aldi menawarkan pernikahan kepada Anya, dengan alasan yang tidak diketahui gadis itu. Tetapi aldi juga berjanji untuk membuat impian Anya menjadi kenyataan, harta dan kehidupan yang damai.Akankah Anya hidup tenang dan bahagia seperti impiannya?Apakah Anya bisa hidup damai dengan menjadi seorang istri CEO perusahaan terbesar di asia?