Comedy Romane & Geschichten

I was even unable to see my own son, I woke up to find an empty box, my baby was gone. “Are you okay?” He asked, “did I go too far with my joke?” I shook my head, I was carried away by my thoughts. “No, not at all. I was just wondering how I would cope with your baby, I mean I’m not a big eater but now it has turned me into one.” “It happens.” He laughed, “at least you’re glowing and looks more beautiful, all thanks to my baby.” “Well, you are right.” I blushed.

“Probably had enough of that this weekend, huh? I bet the rich guy has a massive dick.” “Jeff….” I begin but there isn’t anything I can say. He isn’t quite angry yet, maybe because he’s just building up to it, but he gets up from bed and heads to the shower, still muttering under his breath about how his wife is fucking his boss, and how she’ll never want to have sex with him again now because his dick is too small and he doesn’t have enough money to do anything about it.

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“Now get over here and help me eat this food. And grab me a soda, would you?” I tossed her the remote. “Find something you want to watch.” “Just not a chick flick. I want something funny tonight. Something that’ll make us laugh so hard we’re scared of throwing our pizza back up.” I opened the fridge. “I hear Trevor Noah’s new standup is hysterical.” “Oh, Trevor Noah it is, then.”

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

She had plunged at him like she wanted to bite him when he looked at her and as he screamed, she couldn't help but laugh. They were eventually thrown out of the cinema for disrupting the peace but after Jade had managed to convince Shawn that it was just makeup. She washed it off her face as Shawn couldn't bear to look at her. As they walked out of the cinema, Shawn grumbled about the prank while Jade kept laughing. She couldn't remember the last time she laughed that hard. She couldn't remember the last time she had been sincerely happy. She had never imagined she would ever be that happy again. But she knew it wouldn't last. And this time, it ended faster than she expected.

Ragh suddenly asks, tilting his head and arching his eyebrow, looking like he’s genuinely curious about the answer I could be willing to give him. Instead of being the adult everyone tells me I am, I push out one hip, place a hand on it and purr, “because I’m sexy.” “I can see that,” Ragh mutters and after a few seconds, breaks out in laughter, holding his stomach as his deep, weird laugh echoes against the walls. When he finally calms down, he straightens up and wipes tears off his cheeks, still chuckling a little, “my apologies, I don’t remember the last time I’ve been entertained like this. It’s like.. what do you call it.. oh, a comedy show. A real one you

It is a comedy, and the laughter that fills the room is infectious. Jim, too, seems to relax as he gets lost in the humor on the screen, a welcome distraction from the weight of his past. We all settle into the couches, sharing jokes and popcorn, the tension of the previous night slowly dissipating. It is a moment of respite, a chance to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, and I couldn't help but feel grateful for the company of these wonderful people. I briefly remember Stewart and as quickly as I remember him, I forget about him too.

“We could even collect cats! Oh, Asshole would love that! We could start a cat farm—” His expression twisted with genuine distaste. “I take it back. Fuck me, I’ll just die single.” “Wait, wait, hold on… ” He paused mid-pushup to eye her suspiciously. Fighting back a smile with everything she had, she asked, “You watch rom-coms?” He narrowed his eyes to slits and sniffed haughtily. “I’ll have you know, rom-com is the most elite of all movie genres.” Unable to hold it in any more, she burst out laughing. By the time it died down, she felt better, lighter, as though a bit more of the stress and tension she’d been carrying for days had been released.

He smiled at her - an easy, warm smile, one I hadn’t seen in months. Something inside me cracked. I turned away, blinking fast. My throat tightened. I lifted my champagne glass, gulping it down even though it burned. “Are you alright?” a stranger asked beside me. I forced a smile. “Yes. Just tired.” Lucian returned minutes later, barely sparing me a glance. “Come,” he ordered, guiding me toward another group. The rest of the night dragged, every moment a performance. I laughed when expected, nodded when spoken to, stood still as Lucian’s prop. By the time we left, my face hurt from the fake smiles.