Mom Tried to Wife-Swap Me
A week after giving birth, I stumbled across a post online.
[My daughter married way out of her league. How do I make her divorce him?]
The poster claimed to be a mother. According to her, the older daughter was lazy, selfish, and completely unworthy of such an amazing family.
So she planned to force the older daughter to get divorced, then marry her sweet, obedient younger daughter into the same family instead.
The comments blew up instantly.
[I've seen favoritism, but this is actually insane.]
[Was the older daughter adopted or something? What kind of mom schemes against her own kid?]
[So you're basically passing one rich husband around between sisters? Girl, what the hell.]
Then, buried under all the insults, one comment appeared.
Cold. Sharp.
[A woman who just gave birth is mentally wrecked already. Send her some fake cheating pics and let paranoia do the rest. One meltdown and that marriage is cooked.]
The poster replied almost instantly.
[Thank you @LindaKnowsBest!! I'm doing it right now.]
A second later, my phone buzzed.
Mom.
[Kyla, look at this. Is Bruce cheating on you?]