Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes

EMILIANA                  It was supposed to be a simple wedding. Marry the old fucker then while he's busy trying to get in my pants, stick a knife in his throat. And if anyone asks... I'm pretty sure I would have come up with something believable. I mean, how hard is it for someone his age to have a heart attack or trip and fall onto a knife. Right? But then in the middle of the wedding, this hot guy shows up in a bloody Armani suit, like covered in blood from head to toe, kills the man I'm supposed to marry and takes his place. What the fuck? Seriously, What the actual fuck? TROPES; Arranged marriage, forced proximity, he falls first, crazy FL, your daily amount of steam and HEA.

*** "Mas mau lamar kamu, Senja." Kejutan pasca sarjana, Senja cukup shock ketika Juandra Bimasena sang kakak ipar tiba-tiba saja melamarnya. Bukan tanpa alasan, Juan melamar atas wasiat yang diberikan sang istri alias kakak Senja yang meninggal beberapa bulan lalu. Senja menerima? Tentu saja tidak. Tak punya perasaan apa pun, dia menolak lamaran tersebut. Namun, desakan dari kedua orang tuanya membuat Senja menyerah kemudian menerima lamaran bahkan pinangan sang kakak ipar. Tak ada yang aneh, pernikahannya dengan Juan berlangsung dengan lancar bahkan pasca sah menjadi istri, Senja diperlakukan dengan sangat baik hingga di malam kedua pernikahan, Juan memberikan kejutan yang tak pernah Senja duga sebelumnya. Kejutan apakah yang Senja dapat dari mantan kakak ipar sekaligus suaminya itu?

Namaku Sari aku menikah dengan suami yang baik, perhatian dan pekerja keras karena bagiku hal itu penting maka aku akan terus berjuang bersamanya meski dalam keadaan kekurangan harta, kondisi ekonomi yang naik turun. Pun meski berdampingan dengan keluarga yang kurang baik, orang tua yang tidak perduli, sodara yang maunya menang sendiri juga harus menyaksikan ipar yang selingkuh dengan ipar, tapi berbeda jika dia ada main dengan perempuan lain, sayangnya kebaikannya selama bersamaku membuatku ragu untuk meninggalkannya ketika dia bilang bersama perempuan lain demi menghidupi keluarga.

Nagboluntaryo sa isang medical mission sa loob ng bilangguan si Mikaella. Nagkaroon ng riot at doon niya nakilala ang gwapong preso na si Liam. Na-love at first sight sa kanya ang binata. Ngunit hindi niya ito type. Isa itong malaking red flag. Natitiyak niyang gulo lamang ang hatid nito sa kanyang buhay. Ngunit tila may magnet ang ngiti at expressive eyes ng lalaki. Bakit biglang parang gusto niyang magwala at lumihis ng landas kasama ng binata. Itataya ba niya ang buhay at kinabukasan para sa lalaking hindi niya lubusang kilala? Ginising ng binata ang lahat ng natutulog na damdamin sa kanyang pagkatao. Nakipagtanan siya dito at sinuway ang mga magulang. Nangako itong aayusin ang buhay para sa kinabukasan nilang dalawa. Ngunit ang mga pangako ay napako. Madami siyang natuklasang lihim nito. Ngunit hindi siya sumuko, ipinaglaban niya ang pag-ibig. Nalagay sa panganib ang kanyang buhay dahil sa lalaki. Nagising siya sa katotohanang siya lamang ang tunay na nagmamahal. Makalipas ang limang taon ay muling nag-krus ang kanilang landas. Ngunit bakit ibang-iba na si Liam. Bilyonaryo na ito at makapangyarihan. Tila hindi siya kilala, para siyang invisible sa paningin nito. Ang nakapagtataka ay ito pa ang matindi ang galit sa kanya. Nabaligtad na ang mundo. Siya na ang bilanggo ngayon. Bilanggo ng nakaraan at ng pag-ibig na walang katiyakan.

Kabéra est une jeune fille issue d’une famille pauvre. Alors qu’elle a seize ans, elle décide d’arracher le goûter des élèves à l’école, sans oublier certains de leurs objets afin de les vendre pour avoir de l’argent. Sa première victime s’appelle Maëlla, la fille du gouverneur du pays. Un jour, cette dernière vient à l’école avec son grand frère Ariel qui est lui aussi le fils du gouverneur et, elle lui pointe Kabéra du doigt en lui comment elle a passé l’année scolaire à arracher son goûter. Ariel en colère, décide décide d’aller la voir pour qu’elle s’explique et surtout, pour la punir. Ce qu’il ignore, c’est que cette rencontre va changer le cours de sa vie…

Yang Tian-Xu is a direct descent of the Yang Family and holds the heavy burdens to the family’s name. However, in this modern world, there is no longer any war. They are at peace, and the Yang Family had to venture their footsteps into the business world. Instead of conquering the bloody battlefield in the new era they, the Yang Family had conquered the business world and became powerful and wealthy family household in the country. In city Y, where the Yang Family dominated, Yang Tian-Xu had seen a girl he had never met before across the street and had fallen in love at first sight. His obsession grew stronger and stronger, as he longed to see her again.

Selepas kepergian orang tuanya, Giovani terpaksa melanjutkan hidup sebagai penyemir sepatu di sudut Negeri Cosvan, hingga hal mengejutkan tiba-tiba datang padanya. Setelah tiga tahun hidup seorang diri, Gio bertemu dengan sosok misterius yang menyebutkan bahwa kedua orang tuanya masih hidup. Jika Gio ingin bertemu lagi dengan mereka, ia harus ikut ke Negeri Eldoria, dunia baru yang tak pernah ia jajaki sebelumnya, dunia yang sarat akan sihir dan kekuatan magis. Dengan penuh harapan Gio melangkahkan kaki menuju Eldoria memulai petualangan bersama teman-temannya. Tanpa mengetahui bahaya apa yang mengintai mereka, bahkan mengintai dunianya.

Bella Sanders is 23 years old who just graduated from University and is looking for a job. One day She came across a job opportunity at King Consolidated. The CEO is in need for an Assistant. She was ecstatic. It was the No.1 company. So without thinking twice she applied. But she didn't know what she was signing for back then Xavier King. The most eligible bachelor who is the owner of King Consolidated. The man had everything. Money, Power, girls throwing at him. He is workaholic and does everything for the success of his company. He had it all. Or so he thought until he set his eyes at the beauty in front of. The moment he saw her, he knew she was his. And he always gets what he wants. He's in for a ride. _____________________________________________________________ "The moment I saw you, you became mine babygirl. No one, not even you can separate you from me." he whispered into my ears as I shivered from his voice. It wasn't a statement. Its a promise. And there is no running away from it.

Varun Sebastian is a well known young businessman in their society. He built a strong name when it comes to business industry. He is devilish, mysterious and an intriguing man. He didn't give a shit to anyone. He have this authority that no one can invade. But all of a sudden... it will collapse when Pamela Juan comes into the picture. Proclaiming that he is her long lost fiance! Will he deny it? Or will he just accept her claim and become her fiance? Little did he know that this young woman has a big part on his past which ruined his trust on committing his self to any woman...

Warning ⚠️ Spg ⚠️ First year college pa lang si Neri ay secret crush niya na ang ngayo’y SSG President ng kanilang campus na si Eon. Pero hanggang tingin lang siya sa binata dahil napakasungit nito at batid rin niyang engage na ito at nag-aaral sa America ang fiancée nito. Si Neriah “Neri” Salvacion, ay lumaking mahirap. Siya ay laking isla at kaya lamang lumuwas ng Maynila, upang ipagpatuloy ang pagkokolehiyo niya matapos makakuha ng scholarship. Habang si Elleon “Eon” Ignacio naman ay lumaki sa marangyang buhay. Siya ay nag-iisang anak ng isang bilyonarya at businesswoman. Neri thought na hanggang tingin na lang talaga siya kay Eon. Ngunit nang mabalitaan niya na may leukemia ang bunso niyang kapatid, ay napilitan siyang tanggapin ang inaalok ng best friend niya, at iyon ay ang pagpo-prostitute. Ngunit lingid sa kaalaman ni Neri na ang taong pagbibentahan niya pala ng kan'yang katawan ay ang long time crush niya na si Eon. Matagumpay na nakuha ni Eon ang kanyang pagkababae at nakipag-deal ito sa kanya na simula sa gabing ‘yon ay si Eon lamang ang gagamit ng katawan niya. Sumang-ayon naman agad si Neri, dahil sasagutin ng binata ang chemotheraphy ng bunso niyang kapatid. Pero agad siyang binalaan ni Elleon na 'wag siyang mai-in love rito, dahil hindi siya masusuklian nito, at kung ano man ang magandang pagtrato nito sa kanya ay ‘wag niyang seseryosohin. Dahil kaya sa fiancee ni Elleon kaya niya iyon nasabi? I-le-let go na kaya ni Neri ang feelings niya for Elleon? o mas lalo lang siyang ma-fall dito dahil mas madalas na silang magkakasama dahil sa kanilang deal?