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The head of the Sunland Martial Arts Association, Okajima, looked grim. His beady eyes darted around, and he fidgeted uncomfortably in his suit as if it were covered in thorns. The phone in his hand was heated up like a hot potato and nearly out of battery.

“Actually, aside from the sheer terror of not knowing what the hell was going on, that was kind of fun. Let’s do that again only you’ve got to actually show me how to do it instead of just tossing me over your shoulder.” “It’s called an over the shoulder throw. It’s from martial arts, specifically a branch called Judo which I took lessons in every day until I was eighteen. So did Luca. So just remember if you ever joke about kissing my cousin again, I know how to kill him at least a hundred different ways.” I smiled. “I really shouldn’t find the whole threatening murder thing sexy.” “No, you shouldn’t. But I’m sure as fuck glad that you do. Now, pay attention. I’ve reconsidered and I think i

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"Fun. Your spontaneity when you act without thinking is enjoyable. Even though, well... half-crazy." "Damn it!!!" Jess pelted a sofa cushion right at Kenzo's laughing face. Unsatisfied with that, Jess moved closer. She delivered several pinches to Kenzo's muscular arms, making him laugh even harder. "Ouch, Jess. That hurts." "No mercy, huh?! You asked for it!" And the attack hit even harder than before. Jess seemed fired up as if her pile of frustration had been intentionally channeled at the right moment. Until Kenzo raised his hands. Surrendered. "Alright, alright. I give up."

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Around them, other participants were racing against the clock, the air buzzing with energy and friendly competition. Just as the two were about to finish, a loud cheer erupted from the next table. A group of guys had already completed a far more complicated Jujutsu Kaisen puzzle featuring Satoru Gojo. Jodi groaned in mock frustration. “Ugh, they beat us to it! We were so close to winning.” Nora chuckled. “It’s fine. We had fun, didn’t we? That’s the whole point.” When they finally placed the last piece, the staff handed them each a sleek, limited-edition anime badge as a participation prize.

He wiped a hand down his face before slouching into his seat, causing Kaito to chuckle where he was canoodled playing video games. “I always warn him, Boss. Don’t go around salivating for everything with a vagina between it’s legs. He never listens.” He threw shade, and I couldn’t help but laugh as well. “Oh shut the fuck up, Kaito. You know you don’t what a pussy looks like and you are one to talk?” Viper roared from where he was, causing Kaito and I to roar with laughter. “That’s because I am a samurai. I have far better things to focus on than getting laid. Unlike a certain somebody.” Kaito fired back, and I shook my head before deciding not to listen to their back and forth.

After that, he raised his fist and smashed it on Sato Junichi's face. However, Zhang Laifu was no more than a physically strong guy. He knew little about martial arts, or free combat, or Taekwondo. The punch of his carried little threat to Sato Junichi. "Sick man of East Asia, how dare you challenge a Japanese warrior!" Sato Junichi smiled scarily. He raised his hand and grabbed Zhang Laifu's wrist. Crack. He snapped it into two.

They were: | Fūton no Jutsu: Wind art Tenmon: Meteorology Karumijutsu: Body lightening art Hichojutsu: Jumping art Bōjutsu: Staff art Bajutsu: Horsemanship art Kyuba: Mounted archery Senseijutsu: Astrology Hitsuzendō: The way of the brush Seishinteki Kyōyō: Spiritual refinement Zanshin: Clear mental awareness Uranai: Divination Jyujutsu: Sorcery

The shock on my face must be visible because Joseph chuckles beside me. "It's more like a Gokaku-geiko. Well it also has elements of Waza and Kakari-geiko. They break and bend the laws on Kendo in this dojo," he says chuckling softly,"Don't underestimate Atlas Winters, Mr. Fairchild." "I never do, Just Joseph." We laugh and shortly ad Asano finally joins us. "Gentlemen." In unison, we stand and bow. "Sensei." "Sakamoto-Kun, I believe you're going to thoroughly enjoy what you're about to see."