His Plumpy Mate
Brianne rolls her eyes, “like hell I would have.”
Karen burst into the room, a strange glint in her eyes, “where's the woman of the occasion?” She asks a bit too cheerfully.
We all exchange looks, she has been acting all weird and extraordinarily happy,
“There you are” she said in a sugary voice, “goddess above, you're so pretty” she gushed excitedly.
“Uhmm…Thank you, I guess,” I replied awkwardly.
“You’re always welcome, at least now I can call you Luna publicly” she squeals, pulling in for a hug.