Melanie Martinez Memes Novels & Stories

“Aren’t you really a mere passerby then? You’re just one of the many faces Ynes flips through. What’s the difference between you and a prostitute? You’re saying a man like you still need a reputation?” Alex’s expression was indifferent. “Do you know that there’s a crime called slander?” Winoa sneered. “I really don’t.” Melanie got impatient. “What’s the point of arguing with such insignificant people? Just kill them. Brat... I really want to thank you, though. Without you, Winona wouldn’t have become the Holy Maiden. So, at the very least, I’ll leave your body intact!” Swoosh! Melanie was a domineering grand elder, and she never spouted much nonsense. She went for the kill directly.

Alice moved, tripping Melanie off her feet. “Someone call security!” Someone shouted. “There's a crazy bitch here.” The person shouted. Three burly men entered, easily lifting Melanie off her feet and dragging her out of the arena. “No! You've got the wrong person. I'm not the one you should be carrying. It should be her!” She jabbed a manicured finger in Alice's direction. “Ma'am please keep calm so you don't injure yourself.” One of the men said dragging Melanie out. “Do you know who I am? I am Melanie Hernandez, and I'm going to make sure you lose your jobs, and I'm going to make sure your lives are going to be a living hell!” She screamed at no one in particular.

Melanie replied, and before Lauren could say no, Melanie was up and opening a bottle of red. We sat there in silence for a little longer after that, the girls sipping red wine and me drinking some water. Finally, Melanie burst into laughter. Lauren and I just looked at each other, wondering what was so funny. Finally, Melanie stopped laughing to explain. "It's just funny," she said. "I just sucked your dick, licked your asshole, and let you cum all over me, but we're sitting here acting all awkward." Lauren and I both smiled. It was pretty funny.

Ximena was very angry. "Why is this Teresa so shameless?! If I had known, I would have followed you as an assistant. I really want to slap her!" Not long after, Aunt Mira sent an angry emoticon. Chris: [Withdraw your message. Don't let grandma see it.] System prompt: [Ximena withdrew a message.] After Ximena withdrew all her messages, she went on a private chat with Helma. Ximena: [Hemmy sis, this Teresa is pissing me off!]

“He’s a jobless cunt, and the only thing he’s running now is his mouth while sitting at a slot machine in some shady bar downtown.” She stood up, but I was already pointing at the door. “Now get the hell out of my office before I call security.” Melanie’s face hardened. She grabbed her purse and stomped toward the door, her heels clicking angrily against the floor. “And Melanie?” I said just as she reached for the handle. She turned slightly. “Next time you want money… try a GoFundMe.” -- “I swear, Bae, I’m not making any of this up,” I said as I stabbed a piece of grilled chicken with my fork.