Melvin Wedgie Stories Novels & Stories

Melvin said, now standing and stretching, "I told you they were coming over to watch football today. Cedric and his new girlfriend. I can't remember her name." This day just kept getting worse. Cedric was a friend of Melvin's from work. Cedric thought he was funny and knew he was handsome and it made Felicia want to stomp his head like an overripe grapefruit. Except the grapefruit was probably smarter than Cedric and, thus, probably worth preserving.