Crazy Adventures
"SIR, it's a bar of soap, SIR!"
"I know it's a bar of soap, private. What is on the bar of soap?"
I gulped and refocused my eyes to the bar of soap two inches in front of my face. I saw something.
"SIR, it looks like a hair, SIR!"
"It LOOKS like a hair?"
"SIR, it's a hair, SIR!"
"What is your god damn hair doing on this god damn bar of soap?" Almost yelling now.
"SIR, it's not my hair, SIR!"