Oh Shit Meme

Menjadi seorang sekretaris CEO yang anti dengan perempuan, membuat hidup dan pekerjaan Evangeline—janda cerai yang belum memiliki anak, tidaklah mudah. - - "Shit!" pekik Devan langsung menaruh kembali mangkuk itu. Evangeline terkejut, langsung meraih serbet dan hendak mengelap tubuh Devan yang terkena tumpahan kuah panas. Sayang seribu sayang, Evangeline tidak sadar jika bagian yang terkena kuah panas itu adalah bagian pinggang ke bawah. Ia secara impulsif mengelap dan tanpa sengaja menyenggol si adik kecil milik Devan. Devan yang sadar jika tangan Evangeline merajalela, tampak mendesis dengan memejamkan mata, hingga kemudian menangkap pergelangan tangan Evangeline. Evangeline terkejut ketika tanpa sengaja menyentuh adik kesayangan tuannya itu. Ia menengok pada Devan yang sudah melotot kepadanya. "Maaf," lirihnya. "Singkirkan tanganmu!" perintah Devan seraya menghempaskan tangan Evangeline.

"Shit!" I hissed as Jide eased into me and teased my core. My fingers made a burning path up his toned back, as I gripped him hard, urging him to go faster. And as we made sweet love into the night, I could not help but wonder how I had fallen. Fallen so deeply in love with him. **** Raised singlehandedly by her ruthless grandmother, after her father died and her mother eloped with a lover, Ivory Stone grew to be a strong and independent CEO who took over her family's legacy and company. She's had everyone and everything answer to her; and would definitely not take 'no' for an answer. And in came Jide. The farmer with the heart of gold who had little to nothing to his name. He was charming, pure, and he defied her in every possible way, testing her limit and questioning everything's she'd been taught. The minute she locked eyes with Jide, she least expected he was what she needed to turn her world upside down. She fell and she fell deeply.

“I don’t want her in my life, Mother. She’s just a piece of shit like the rest of them … Get her out of here now!” Alpha King Diego was the most fearsome there ever was, ruthless in business, and cold-hearted toward love. Being crippled only made him fiercer. So when his mother bought Fibi to be his wife, Fibi knew that her misery had just began. Sold by the man she called Father, she never even got to know her true mate. That is, until fate brought him her way at a time when all hope was lost. As it turned out, her mate was already mated to the stepsister she didn't even know she had. How is this even possible? What is her best way forward? Already married to Alpha Diego, will she fight for a place in his cold heart? Or will she go after her true mate? Either way, it's a fight to the finish for her.

[ON HOLD AND UNDERGOING HEAVY REVISION] Go ahead and check out my other complete and ongoing books. I personally recommend Marked by Moonlight and Contracted for the Alpha. You can thank me later. 😉 It is a time when all supernatural beings are believed to be extinct. After the Raven war between supernatural creatures and humans - wherein humans won the war - what was left of the supernatural community went into deep hiding, using any means necessary to blend into the shadows - which was why when Nate decided to save a soft human girl in danger, he didn't bargain for the shit storm that was about to hit him and his pack brothers. When trouble comes knocking at Nate Bane and his pack of four, they didn't know their little underground world was about to be upended by the girl Nate saved, who is also the only daughter of General Reid - the most powerful supernatural hunter in the state - and has fate would have it, Nate's Mate. Follow the Bane pack as they try to survive a world set against them while fighting for their fate, their mates, and a place in the world again.

Alpha Zane King has nothing left to live for. After losing his mate and queen, he’s a husk of the man he once was. He only lives to raise his son so that he one day can take over the kingdom. His methods are harsh, cold, and cruel. He’ll never tolerate any weakness. Never again, will anyone in his kingdom suffer as he has… But his life gets thrown a curveball, when he accidentally stumbles upon Arella; a human female ranger who lives alone deep in the woods, overseeing the huge national forest right next to his borders. She doesn’t cower before him, she doesn’t put up with his shit and most importantly, she makes him feel things again. Things he long since thought were dead… But everything might come to a crashing end when Arella is shot by poachers. Now, Zane is faced with a difficult choice: risk changing her and turning her into a werewolf – or lose her forever…

She doesn't remember getting married. Why? Sophia went to Las Vegas only to drink her pain away. Little did she imagine, she would end up becoming someone's wife. But who’s the lucky guy? Who knows? Even she doesn't remember. She was fucking intoxicated! All she has is a marriage contract with an expiry date and a bank balance big enough to pop her eyes out. Contractual terms: 1. Do not marry anyone else unless I permit you. 2. Try not to whore around. Your mother-in-law wouldn't be happy. 3. If I request a live-in relationship. You have to comply. 4. Sex is optional. 5. Contract Termination? Sorry Honey... In my family, couples don’t divorce. PS: I was kidding. Let's catch-up after three years to end this shit and get more money. If there are rules against having sex while drunk, there should be rules against getting married while drunk too. Because THIS isn't fair!

Jayden, Alpha of Blood moon Pack, the second strongest Pack in East blue. He never cared a shit about the mate bond. When Jayden found his mate in Zoraya, a lowlife slave in his Pack, he became certain that the moon goddess was nothing but a joker who just sits up on her throne and pairs people up as per her wish. Unwilling to accept the bond with a horrible looking slave like Zoraya, Jayden rejected Zoraya and forbade her from telling anyone of the bond they shared. However, things took a drastic turn when Jayden spent one night with Zoraya after an argument with his girlfriend, Melissa. Zoraya became Jayden's bed slave and just when she thought that things couldn't get worse, she was banished from the Pack by Melissa. Zoraya was welcomed in Mallorca, where she started life anew. Her life took another turn when she found out that the Alpha king, Axel Crowley is her second chance mate. Will Zoraya give Jayden another chance? Who will she choose? Jayden Or Axel? What is Zoraya's identity?

Creed is an ex sharpshooter turned bike crew President, with a rough upbringing and the scars to prove it. Nine years ago an old drunk offered him his twelve-year-old daughter for his next pint. Knowing that as fucked up as he was he was still the kid’s best bet, he took the deal. He left her with an aunt he thought he could trust because Uncle Sam owned his ass for the next little while, and he had no choice. Then his babygirl turned eighteen and shit went south, literally. He knew he had to stay the fuck away from her or she’d be under him before she could blink, but he made a deal with himself. When his babygirl hit twenty-one he was taking her no matter what. Her birthday was three days away and though he’d kept his distance for the last two and a half years he’s been keeping tabs on her. It was time to collect.Biker's Baby Girl is created by Jordan Silver an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Getting married should be one of the wishes humans tend to make, especially to be with the one they love, right? But what happens when a human wishes for nothing in his or her life, but wealth, and nothing else, not even happiness? Meet Emma Maxwell, a twenty five years old wealthy lady, who had been broken many times, because of love, and for that, she vowed to never fall in love again. Like every other person, Emma had always wished to know the feelings of love, to give and to get it in return, but relationship never seemed to be her thing, as she always ended up being the victim of one sided love. After trying series of relationship, without any, working out for her, she decided to give up on love, and started sleeping around with men. As she always said to any man that approaches her for love "that shit ain't for me, I just wanna get laid, and we go our separate ways. But what happens, when her parents, especially her mom, desperately wants her to get married, and not just getting married, but to her friend's son? Do you think she'll agree to it?....

Kimberly Sandwell is a fresh college graduate striving hard to survive and take care of her ever-sick mother. Her quest to make any type of money leads her to the door of the Psychopath Billionaire Stone Maxwell. He is rich and powerful but he was rumored to have gone crazy because of the strange illness that makes him hide every last day of the month. He’s so cold, yet divine, dangerous, and impenetrable. Kimberly had a one-night stand with him when he went over to his mansion for a part-time job, a nightstand that changed her life forever. “The young master likes perfection and orderliness! Do not go to the last room in the west wing or you die!” The Butler warned all the maids. The next morning, she woke up beside the most beautiful gorgeous in the world “Oh shit! I slept with the psychopath young master!” Ever since then, he’s been on the lookout for her like a ravishing predator! And when he found her, he abducted her! “Found you rat, from now on, you are mine! Zoey!” “I am Kimberly” she pleaded with tears under his broad body.