Phoebe Buffay-hannigan Novels & Stories

“Nah, not really. I mean, Jamie’s cool. Great guy to have around in a pinch. And there’re are a couple of girls Cadence really likes, Aurora and Meagan—you met Meagan, right?” I nodded. “Me-gan,” I said, remembering how I thought her name sounded so odd. “Meagan likes a guy named Shane who looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the day, though with Channing Tatum’s face. And Hannah’s pretty cool, though I guess you don’t think so.” It took me a moment to realize he’d mentioned Hannah. I was still stuck on Channing Tatum’s face on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body. “Huh? Oh, yeah. No, not a fan of hers right now.”

“Uncle Hauffer, why are you here? Hurry and stay away from them. This woman is really fieree, she even slapped me a while ago!” The old man recognized Phoebe. In that instant, he widened his eyes in shock and said, “Phoebe, it’s you?! You were also beaten by this vicious hag?” Phoebe nodded. The old man was enraged. “How dare you, you vicious hag? Do you even know who she is? Let me tell you, you’re in deep trouble now. She’s Phoebe Larson, the first daughter of Michigan.”

Gaby inquired with precise ignorance. "She will replace you after you've finished the mission. She will be the best prototype of you. Let me introduce you two. Her name is Olivia Brianah, and Olivia, this is Gaby Sanroman. My wife." "Nice meeting you, miss. I've heard so much about you," greeted Olivia with the exact tone and voice as Gaby's. "Omg. She sounds like me. Do I sound like that?" Gaby thrilled. "It's a pleasure meeting you, Olivia. A real pleasure."

"I know, but I'm still right." "Besides, I never pegged you for a Mr. Miyagi. You're a lot more of a Willow." "Are you saying I'm weepy?" Mitch's face screwed up in confusion. "What?" "Weepy. A weeping willow. You called me a tree." Mitch rolled her eyes. "You're killing me, Smalls. Not the tree, Willow Rosenberg. Alyson Hannigan's character from Buffy." I smiled weakly and shook my head, indicating I didn't know whom she was talking about. Mitch just stared at me incredulously. "Seriously? You've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"