My Bestie’s Dad Likes Me Wet
Which leaves me with way too much free time to sip endless cups of tea and drown in Erotic fictional universes.
This morning, I’m hiding behind my latest obsession: a paranormal thriller where the heroine has both a death wish and a vampire problem. Every page is a rabbit hole I can’t crawl back out of.
“One more chapter,”
I mutter, sipping lukewarm Earl Grey. The sigh that follows could win an Olympic medal for dramatic despair. I’ve said one more chapter five times now. My cup is empty. My brain is buzzing.
Meanwhile, Aivra’s mechanical voice chirps beside me, every syllable clipped and precise: