Reading Funny Novels & Stories

And neither of us says anything about it. Fred is in the middle of telling a ridiculous story about something that happened at work, and Stephanie is laughing so hard she nearly spills her drink. “Wait…wait…..so you’re telling me you actually told your boss that?” she gasps. “I had to!” Fred defends, pointing dramatically. “He deserved it!” “And you didn’t get fired?” Jason cuts in, clearly amused. “God loves me,” Fred says proudly. We all burst into laughter. Even Lucas. And I swear… I could sit there forever just listening to that sound.

VINCE "Joy has a habit of talking to herself?" Mum asked, her voice cracking because of her laughter. I nodded, "She does. A lot." Joy couldn't stop laughing either and neither could Richard. For the past half an hour, every one of us brought up stories that had our stomachs hurting. "Well, it's not weird at all. Richard here has a habit of farting when he's nervous." Ri immediately retorted, “Now, that’s very embarrassing.”

I said "See, you can't do without me I said it already and you're proving it" He said "Arrggghh where on earth did I find you?" I said hitting my palm on my forehead "I found you" He said laughing and I wondered what was funny that made him laugh that much "What the fuck is funny to you?" I asked when I couldn't hold it in "Your your expression" He said laughing again while I just stared at him waiting for him to finish his little drama

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

My stomach chose that moment to grumble loudly, spoiling the romance of the moment. For a moment we just sat there and then I started to giggle. “What is so funny?” Ruin was laughing right along with me although he was trying to hide it. “Nothing.” I hiccuped. “I’m just laughing because at least I didn’t fart or anything.” Shaking his head Ruin pushed the menu across the table towards me. “Let’s get you fed woman, I think you are going crazy. And we all know that after crazy comes hangry and no one wants that.”

Matt asked. “I want more. I think I am falling for her, but she doesn’t see me the way I want her to see me,” I answered. “Ha! Ha! Ha!” Matt’s boisterous laughter filled the moving car. I glared at him. But the more I expressed my annoyance the more he burst his guts laughing! “Shut the fffff-uck up!” I pressed on the f word as his mirth vexed me. “What the hell is so funny anyway?”

He ran a few steps from his position, and laughed loudly. Dean couldn't be angry at the moment, so he said, "If you want to laugh, go ahead. I'm not angry. Instead of you dying." Getting permission, of course they wouldn't refuse. Even the four maids in the kitchen were laughing. Little Ron and Little Ce chose not to laugh, because they thought nothing was funny. "Why are you laughing?" "I don't find anything funny," said Little Ron. "That's right. Daddy is weird, like the crazy man on TV." Little Ce added. Hearing her two children's words, Celeste was even more amused.

"Are you okay?" I just kept laughing as more of his or Draven's funny statements came back into my mind. There was a time that I farted under the sheets. I made sure to do it as quietly as I could, but Draven still heard it and told me to let it out freely next time. When I carelessly did that, he said 'that's more like it.' Draven was certainly more funny than Jayden. Oh my goodness! "Why are you laughing so much? Can you tell me?" Jayden smiled at me.

Riley was covering her mouth with both hands, her shoulders shaking violently as she let out high-pitched snorts of amusement. "Your face looked like a wrinkled prune, Maman!" Ricky howled, rolling around the wide mattress until his curls were a complete, messy disaster. "It wasn't that bad, Coco, stop being a drama queen," Annie wheezed from the foot of the bed, wiping a tear of laughter from the corner of her eye. "You try swallowing fluid cherry metal and see how you look," I growled playfully, though the sound of their bright, beautiful laughter was the best medicine I could have ever asked for.

I also found his laughter irritating. Baron slowly wiped the corner of his lips, still smiling as if something only he understood was funny. Valerie frowned harder, her eyes narrowing at him. “Baron, what’s so funny? I don’t see anything amusing about what I just said.” Valerie sulked and crossed her arms, leaning back slightly, waiting for his answer. Baron raised his brows and then leaned forward, his voice calm but still carrying that playful edge. He brought his face so close to Valerie you would think they wanted to kiss.