Reading Funny Novels & Stories

I continued. “Tsk, then you didn’t even pull their hair too? You should fight back! If I were you, I will pull their hair until they both get bald.” I chuckled because of what she said. “You’re funny when you laugh... Pfft please don’t laugh, you sound so funny.” She said and covered her mouth. I didn’t know that I sound funny when I laugh, hmm is that why Maddie didn’t stop laughing when I laugh? Cause I sound so funny?

Her eyes were barely open. And she looked thoroughly unimpressed by life. The sight was so ridiculous that Sarah immediately burst into laughter. Jenny joined her seconds later. Ann frowned. “I don’t appreciate being laughed at.” “You absolutely deserve it,” Jenny replied. Ann sighed dramatically. “Good morning to you too.” The laughter only intensified. The rest of the morning passed pleasantly. The three friends settled comfortably in the living room, talking about everything from school memories to embarrassing stories, future plans, relationships, and work.

I ask one of the bodyguards, he gives no reply, not that I was expecting one anyway but it didn't stop me from trying. "Doing anything fun in the weekend?" I ask again, still no response, I sigh in resignation and plop down on the leather sofa and turn on the TV. I aimlessly flick through the channels and stop when I get to 'You've Been Framed.' I find the show absolutely hilarious but some part of me feels it's wrong to laugh at people humiliate and injure themselves on TV, but in the end they get money for it, so I guess they don't really care.

I said amidst the laughter that escaped from my mouth. Jones yelled. “Why do you find this funny? How is this even funny? Why would I lie about something as serious as this….. did you even check the news? I know that you and Briella may be on bad terms right now in the end Junia, she is your sister! Where is your sympathy at?” I heard him say and despite everything that he said, that still didn’t stop the laughter that erupted from my lips. “Why do I find this funny? Because it is funny”

I get the last word in making them angrier. Heath who seems like he will keep laughing at my horrible jokes forever is still laughing with tears in his eyes. Selby is looking at him with the most suspicious eyes ever, like she was very disappointed in him. “What? That was funny as heck,” Heath tells disappointed Selby. “You know that is not a way to win her right, laughing at her corny jokes? you got to do more than that.” Selby says making Heath listen like he is interested in winning me. “Ugh… would you guys stop; Heath is not interested in me he just laughs at the most ridiculous things that is all.” I say massaging my poor head that might hurt soon, “can we go have breakfast now.”

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

“What’s funny?” “You.” Henry said, still laughing. “You look so funny when you’re angry, look at you moving your hands in the air like the person you’re talking about is standing in front of you.” “Seriously, Henry!” She exclaimed and threw a pillow at him. “I’m being serious here and that’s what you’re talking about?” Henry gradually stopped laughing and cleared his throat. “Okay fine. I’m sorry…I know I shouldn’t laugh, but you have to admit that’s pretty funny!”

he began. “Wait! At one point my gums were itching. I remember thinking about it bothering me before I was distracted again.” He smiled at me as he stood up laughing. What the hell? He was laughing so hard that he began to bend forward holding his stomach until he fell back onto the sofa. “What is so fucking funny asshole?” “You. Now I’m not alone in this hell.” he said as he wiped his eyes. “What hell?” He finally stopped laughing so hard he could explain. He got up and walked over to me.

His tone changed to disbelief, questioning her statement. He unconsciously pouted. "I couldn't be happy to meet her?" It was like a grunt. And he responded with laughter. Anna could hear it clearly through her phone. "You're laughing again," she pointed out, the annoyance showing not only on her lips but all over her face. "Really, what made you do that? Am I really that funny to you?" Laughter was still heard. But slowly, it reduced. "No offense, Ann. That's me. I find you funny, and that's a good thing. I mean, laughter is better than anger or crying, right?"

I could tell she found this funny because, she was laughing in between words. "It's not funny, he's so rude. Can you believe he just hung up like that? That's a huge turn off" I complained "I know, it's just really funny to me because, he always gets what he wants and you're not giving into him. He also told me about the office sex" I face palmed myself when she said that. "He really told you that?" I asked her and she laughed. "I'm sorry I'm laughing, y'all are just too much" she apologized.