DIRTY, ROTTEN, ESCAPADES
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"Did you crawl out of a sewer on the way in? This is a Fortune 500 company, not a bus terminal bathroom."
"I had car trouble, Mr. Graham. And then a shoe incident. And then a puddle..."
"I don't pay you for your tragic life story, Wanda," he cut in, slamming his tablet onto the desk. "I pay you to function. Bare minimum expectations. Coffee that's hot. Bagels that aren't stale. You failed at both. Congratulations."
"I'm sorry, I—"