Cheating Penalty: I Get Twice the Rewards
On Valentine's Day, I suggest going to a restaurant to celebrate, but my boyfriend, Michael Nelson, refuses. He says impatiently, "Why should we celebrate some lousy holiday? I don't want to waste good money on it."
He turns around and happily chats away on his phone, completely absorbed in the conversation.
Then, I hear the system's notification going off in my head. "Congratulations. You have received 2,860 dollars."
This means that Michael just transferred 1,430 dollars to his side chick. He doesn't know it yet, but I have a system. It's called the Infidelity Cashback System.
Every time he spends money on his other woman, I get double the cashback in my bank account.