How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
We had the look of three English kids messing about in the woods hoping to find a box of abandoned porn.
“You did well,” said Joshaya, surveying the scene. His eyes went from the dead spider, still smoking, to the web. It was easier to see now, its strands no longer invisible since it had been doused in flames. “I wouldn’t have thought to use fire, might have burned down the whole forest.”
He didn’t say it like a criticism, but I know passive-aggressive when I hear it.
“What are the other guardians like?” I asked him.
“I do not know,” said Joshaya. “There is little information on them, other than them being denizens of the forest and of huge size. They will kill us the first chance they get,