Third Wheel
“No offense, Ken. These are the kinds of blondes I loathe. They are tall, skinny, and big-boobed. They do and get whatever they want without a care for anyone else.”
“Time out,” I interrupt. “You’re getting off topic.” I smile at her. “We are bashing John, not the entire blonde population.”
“Yeah!” Kennedy fakes anger.
“So, I found my man attached by dick and palm to two women, and none of them were me.” She sips Jack. “I mean, I’m just as fond of a threesome as anyone, but this was not...”
“Allowed!” Kennedy interjects as her hackles rise. I’m glad she is angry. I’m glad she cares this much for our friend.