Pretend Girlfriend
If he asks me anything else, I'll just say it's a gynaecologist appointment, which will make him back off if there's something men are terrified of talking about women's business.
"I'll send Sandhy then", he says, and I nod my head.
"Yeah, she's going to do great. She will be able to capture his true essence", I let out, knowing perfectly well that all she's going to do is spread her legs for him. I shake my head, pushing away those though, and I decide to work from home today. I am not in the mood for this crap. I gather my stuff and walk out as fast as I can.