They Regretted Firing Me
】 【THE INTERNET SUBMITS THE MOB!
I stood up straight, my posture rigid.
"I am sorry that my rigid posture caused me to lose sight of the traditional heritage we are supposed to honor," I announced, my voice carrying a flawless layer of profound remorse. "And I am deeply sorry that my mismanagement allowed such toxic publicity to stain our family name."
"For those failures," I said, locking eyes with the front row, "you have my apologies."
A scattered applause broke out, shaky at first, before spreading across the floor. Marco jumped to his feet, cheering. "That's our Boss! She respects the rank-and-file!" A dozen other warehouse workers joined the shouting. "Respect, Boss!"