Around one in the afternoon, the atmosphere turned hot again. Thomas returned to the editorial office with a flushed face and cloudy eyes. As if in a hypnotic trance, he took off his jacket, tossed it casually on the back of his chair, sat down at the computer and began typing.
He didn’t take his eyes off the monitor. He looked like a mad scientist making a discovery of life that would revolutionize the views of all mankind.
His friends tried to ask him about his impressions of the ride, but to no avail. He didn't answer. He didn’t even react to the taunts. The outside world did not exist for him. He was in another dimension, in a creative trance.
After an hour, unusually beaming and still flushed, he got up from his desk and went to Nicolas' office. He only managed to close the door behind him, and Michael immediately appeared in front of them. Ignoring anyone, he tried to eavesdrop, but from what he heard, he understood very little.
Concepts, yes, were familiar to him, but he only heard scraps of conversation.
“Bi-xenon lamps with pressurized headlamp washers, electric front and rear windows with one-touch up-down control, airbag monitoring system ARTS, ESP, CATS, DSC, Conti Teves High Performance, ACC active cruise control, trip computer, integrated navigation system with 7'' touchscreen…”
“Damn! What are they talking about?” Michael commented out loud.
“Are you playing a spy?” Alex said, just passing by. “How's that about what? About a new car from the jaguar stable.”
"Sure… Jaguar!" He said ironically. “Does this car have a Conti Teves High Performance Braking System?” Michael whispered, keeping his ear right next to the door.
“It's packed with electronics to the max! A dynamic stability control system, i.e. Traction Control with Dynamic Stability Control, traction control and correction of the path. This system works in the event of both understeer and oversteer, both can be deactivated by the driver.” Alex paused to take a breath and continued:
“In addition, it has an airbag monitoring system, a trip computer and an integrated navigation system with a touch panel. Plus the super V8 Soft Grain Leather package, sixteen-way control seats with driver's seat memory, individually adjustable seats, headrests, the lumbar support. Leather, best quality wood, chrome, automatic six-speed gearbox. Full grazing!” He recited in one breath.
“How do you know so much about it?”
"We rode this gem yesterday." Alex confessed but seeing the grimace on Michael’s face, he realized that he had shot a blunder. “But do you know how much fuel this gem burns?”
“What?” Michael was pissed in rage. “ What do you mean? How come did you drive it yesterday?”
"I have important matters to attend to..." He said, leaving as quickly as possible.
Michael was confused. He didn't understand how it was possible that Alex was driving the chief editor's car. Impossible. And yet? The young fellow was not lying. After all, he clearly said ‘we rode this gem yesterday’. He said ‘we drove’. With who?
He knew that Alex always tells the truth. He doesn't know what a lie is, even for a good cause. Why would he lie? To piss him off? The loss of a warm job, he expected to be his, had upset him enough. He said they drove yesterday. When? Only Thomas left the editorial office just after work. Alex was sitting next to him all the time, so when could they ride? They all left together late in the evening.
Even more puzzling was the fact that the new chief editor had an idea not only about the methods of effective terrorism, extortion, the art of persuasion, but also about the automotive industry. Devastated by the excess of technical parameters and electronic terms, he concluded that he was hearing what he wanted to hear, and not the chief's conversation with Thomas.
He returned to his seat at the collegiate table and scoured rival magazines for sensation. However, he found nothing of interest. He then reached for the daily newspapers. Nothing notable happened either. It was only Wednesday that day, and cheap sensations appear most often after the weekend, so one won't find them in the middle of the week. There was also no good material for his column.
The editorial team didn't feel like playing bridge or poker that day. Everyone, except Michael, sat at their workstations and wrote, or at least tried to maintain the appearance of strenuous mental effort - they made strange faces, then scratched their heads.
Some wandered between the editorial rooms and the kitchen. Alex just made his fifth coffee, which he made his way to the newsroom with.
“Alex! Friend! What's wrong with you?” Michael was interested in at least the strange behavior of a usually calm friend. He knew Alex was overly concerned about his physical condition and health, that's why he hardly drinks coffee.
Silence answered him.
“Alex!” He shouted right behind his friend's head, making him jump up and spill the coffee he was carrying.
Alex's white with blue diagonal stripes, perfectly ironed shirt, had a large brown stain that would otherwise have been a cause for war. This time, however, there was not even the slightest hint of indignation on the face of a pedantic friend's exaggeration.
He didn't understand that anymore.
“Shut up, please. I have a headache!”
He didn't look very well with a sullen expression, but Michael saw no signs of fatigue, just despondency. He thought he was partying all night like most of the boys. He had a hangover himself, too, but he didn't feel bad, he was used to it.
“What's wrong with all of you? Is there an atmosphere of fear in you too? You're not going to let this witch terrorize you? Do you?” He asked worriedly.
“Shut up, Michael!” He said and thought for a moment. “What is the atmosphere of fear again? What are you talking about?” He was looking at Michael as if he hadn't seen his buddies pretending to work, hiding in the corners like rats.
“Has our editorial witch made a positive impression on you?” This time Michael gently tried to find out if that was the cause of his friend's strange state. Seeing that nothing would help with that tone, he blurted out: “Do you like it? Nice ass huh?”
“What do you mean?” Alex was irritated by the question. "You're the one going for her, man! And you don't even try to hide it.”
“I just want to know if you like her?”
“Man, what are you talking about? You're still only about women!” He did not hide his indignation. “I have more important things on my mind than chasing all beautiful asses!” He looked regretfully at his friend, whose main pastime was breaking women's hearts.
Michael didn’t expect such a reaction. He knew perfectly well what Alex wanted to tell him and what he would inevitably hear. To avoid a controversial discussion on the sensitive topic of women, or rather his attitude towards them, he spread his hands in a gesture of helplessness.He hoped that this time Alex would let go and skip a lecture about his outrageous, even scandalous, rowdy lifestyle that he didn’t accept.“So what's going on?” He asked sincerely, hoping to finally find out the reason for his friend's strange behavior."If the chief editor reads my curriculum vitae, I'll end up in Alaska or the South Pole, so you'd better shut up." Alex said softly.“It won't be that bad! Don't worry! At most, she will send you to the Paris-Dakar race in a Trabant!Alex was in no mood to laugh. On his face, Michael could see a real sadness. He wondered what else he wrote in his resume? For sure, nothing he didn’t know.
“You talk nonsense, man!” Michael answered him. “We're damn good, why would they let go of us?"For insubordination, for anything!" Any reason could be good, wondered Adam. “Do you know how many unemployed journalists there are on the labor market?”Only silence answered him.“Would you like to look for a new job?” Adam turned to Michael with this question. But he didn't wait for an answer:“I don’t! I am quite well here. I have barely bought the apartment, I am going to dive the coral reefs on vacation, and I am paying off the loan. I have enough for me to pay the installments and for a decent life. I don't need anything more to be happy.” He paused for a moment to look at his friend. He could see the confusion painted on their faces.“Only a few of us can get a better job. Don't cheat yourself, gentlemen. I don't want to rot here until retirement, but I have no reason to comp
“And what's the use of this?” Jack asked, appalled.“You will get the money intended for painters!” She replied.“Okay, there were supposed to be three of them, and there are eight of us and three of our female friends.” Jack continued, irritated with the tone of her voice and the smile on the boss's face. Who cares about that money? What she is talking about?’“I'm not gonna fire you!” The chief editor announced with a stern expression on her face this time. “Enough?”They didn't know how to react to it. Their assumptions that the witch was planning to kick out the entire team turned out to be correct. She was just looking for an excuse. Maybe they should take their feet by the waist and run where the pepper grows? They considered themselves as ‘racial intellectuals’, preferred to work with their brains’ grey cells than to exercise their muscles.In the end,
“Damn! We're straight, man!” Jack drawled through clenched teeth.“Do we need to watch your shapely butt, man?” Simon asked, laughing. He was the complete opposite of his younger friend: about thirty centimeters shorter, stocky build, but he didn't care at all.A long time ago, he had accepted the fact that he has no chance of becoming a model. However, that didn’t diminish his sense of great humor. Even in the most dramatic moments of the editorial office's life, he was able to summon a bit of optimism, reach for a piece of paper, a pencil and draw a caricature of one of his colleagues.“Get out, Simon! I'm in no mood for jokes!” Alex said, offended. He didn’t tolerate discussions about his appearance. He considered taking care of his body and soul as a completely natural thing and conversations about it were unnecessary.“Alex, please!” Adam was begging, terrified. “In a moment we will ha
“We'll count next time!” Alex threatened Jack. “I'm going to eat!” He added calmly. "I won't sit here with this hypocrite."“And you? Are you holy?” Jack began to laugh. “Look, here we have a picture of a flawless narcissist!”“I have a clear conscience, unlike you... Show off to your friends, corrupt traitor, what photos you gave to Leo Walker.” Alex said calmly."You don't have the right to give a shit about who I'm meeting and what I'm doing!" He almost shouted, upset.“With who? Leo Walker? Jack, what’s going on?” Thomas asked, concerned about what he heard. “Alex, could you explain what you are talking about?”“What pictures?&
The next day, just before nine o’clock, the chief editor came to the office. She was surprised to see the editorial team sitting at the collegiate table on a Friday morning.Alex and Adam came right behind her.“Good morning, gentlemen!” She greeted them.“Not good morning, but bad morning…” Michael began to complain about sleeplessness. In addition, regardless of the presence of the editor, he stretched as if he was still in bed in his bedroom, not at work.“Shut up, Michael!” Thomas sitting next to him, also sleepy, tried to bring him to order. "Dude, you barely got up, you're already complaining. You were supposed to change! Shave! Brush up!”"Shh..." Michael put a finger to his lips. “I have a headache! Don't yell behind my ears!”“Gentlemen, I have a surprise!” The chief editor announced. "There's a package on my desk in my office. Can one of you bring it in,
At twenty to ten, in complete silence, they began to leave the editorial office. They were waiting at the main exit of the building. It soon turned out that not only the chief editor and all the females were going to the event, but also Nicolas Williams, who had just parked his car in front of the building.The bosses cunningly waited for the male half of the team to leave, then followed right behind them so that one wouldn’t have the opportunity to get missing and disappear somewhere around the corner unnoticed.Journalists really wanted to get lost, but assumed that the consequences could be severe.When they entered the sports hall belonging to the Academy of Physical Education, they lost the rest of their good humor for the day.“Damn it! What are we doing here? There are journalists of all local mass media, and maybe even national ones.” Simon commented. “And there are even those damn spectators!”The huge sports
Soon, the journalists of the ‘Man’ began to clap. Their witch in a turquoise suit looked great, standing next to the competitors warming up their muscles before the start. But instead of warming up, Alice stood almost motionless, looking at the opposite edge of the pool.The boys, looking at her, had no doubts that she spent her free time not like them, in the Tavern, but working hard on her physical condition. However, they were aware that having a beautifully built body does not mean that it can swim well.They began to argue that the competition was controversial, not very fair, as there were two women and four men taking part in it, and the distance was as long as two lengths of the pool.For a moment they forgot about the hatred, anger, the fragile male honor and the painting she forced them to do. They really hoped that their chief editor not only looked great, but she could swim, and that'd be good enough.“And racing on electric