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Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date
Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date
Author: Celestial Pivot

Chapter 1

Author: Celestial Pivot
If Grandpa hadn't kept urging me, saying that Hugo Crawford was really reliable, I wouldn't have bothered going on a blind date at all.

After all, I simply had no time to spare, for I had a company to run and the occasional get-together with the well-connected heirs in my social circle to attend.

But I never expected that just after I sat down and exchanged a few words with Hugo, a woman would suddenly rush over.

"A fake socialite like you thinks you can deceive Hugo? Just how shameless can you be?"

I was stunned. "What do you mean, fake socialite?"

I looked over my outfit from head to toe—Chanel clothes, a Patek Philippe watch, and a Hermès bag.

I had put great care into dressing for this blind date. Everything was custom-ordered at high prices directly from the brand headquarters, so how could any of it be fake?

I was just about to explain, but the woman became even more aggressive.

"What are you looking at? You think you're all that just because you're covered from head to toe in designer brands? How much are you planning to squeeze out of Hugo?"

Although I didn't fully grasp what she meant, I did catch one word—Hugo.

It seemed she knew Hugo.

I raised my eyes to look at Hugo and signaled him with a glance to give me an explanation.

Hugo reached out and took hold of the woman.

"Marlene, stop it," he said, his tone one of affectionate resignation.

Then, he turned to me and offered a perfunctory explanation. "This is my neighbor, Marlene Welch. Her ex-boyfriend ran off with a gold digger, so now she can't stand women who wear designer brands. Please don't take it personally."

Though he said "please don't take it personally", his tone carried not the slightest reproach toward her.

"Don't take it personally?" I chuckled coldly. "Mr. Crawford, I'm not a therapist. Her breakup has nothing to do with me, but slandering me? That I won't stand for. She'd better watch her mouth next time, or I'll have my lawyer send a cease-and-desist letter immediately."

Marlene let out an exaggerated laugh.

"Lawyer? Cease-and-desist letter? Oh wow, you're really getting into character, aren't you? A fake socialite like you actually thinks you're somebody?"

I couldn't be bothered to engage with her. My gaze was fixed squarely on Hugo's face.

"Mr. Crawford, not only did you bring your childhood friend along to a blind date, but you also let her launch personal attacks against me. Is this the upbringing of a so-called scholarly family?"

Marlene shrieked before Hugo could respond, "Don't you use his family to pressure Hugo! Everything I said was the truth! What's the matter? Did I hit a nerve, and now you're getting worked up?"

She crossed her arms and swept a disdainful look over my outfit.

"You put on this whole pampered heiress act with the designer clothes and jewelry just so men will willingly bankroll you.

"All this designer stuff must be from some ex-boyfriend you bled dry, right? Since I was little, I've seen plenty of fake socialites like you who'll stop at nothing to marry into money and bleed a man dry."

Her brainless remarks made me laugh in sheer disbelief.

"I bought all of these with my own money."

The contempt on Marlene's face deepened.

"You bought them with your own money? And how exactly did you earn that money? By pretending to be a socialite and scamming men out of theirs?"

I let out a laugh.

My family's motto had always been never to use the family name to throw our weight around, but this was the first time I had ever been called a fake socialite to my face.

I had completely run out of patience and turned my gaze straight to Hugo.

"Mr. Crawford, let's call it a day with this blind date."

I never wanted to see a blind date partner like this a second time.

I raised my hand and gestured for the waiter to bring the bill. But just as I picked up my bag and was about to leave, Marlene pressed her hand down on mine.

"You want to leave? First, settle the damages."

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  • Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date   Chapter 11

    "Stop." I truly couldn't bear to listen any longer.I took one look at that sham performance of tender devotion and burst out laughing."Mr. Crawford, it doesn't matter.""What?" he asked.I looked at him mockingly. "I said, your apology means nothing, and neither do your feelings. I was never interested in you anyway."Hugo's expression darkened like a thundercloud.He was someone who'd always prided himself on coming from a scholarly family and being exceptionally talented. Since he was young, he had been fawned over by girls and held himself in the highest regard.In short, he had never been so openly humiliated in his entire life.I couldn't be bothered to spare these clowns another thought. I turned to Andres, who had been standing quietly by my side the whole time."Let's go, Mr. Moore. Leave the rest for the police to handle.""Yes, Ms. Vega," Andres replied with a nod. "I'll handle all the follow-up. You won't have to deal with any more of these nuisances."…When I

  • Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date   Chapter 10

    Leroy kicked Marlene hard in the back of the knee, and she dropped straight to the floor before me."Ms. Vega, please be the bigger person and show mercy," Leroy begged, sniveling through tears and snot. "I failed to raise my daughter right—this is all my fault. I'm begging you on my knees."And with that, he actually dropped to his knees, groveling right there on the floor.Marlene scrambled on all fours to my feet and grabbed the hem of my pants."I was wrong. Ms. Vega, I was truly wrong!" she wailed. "I'm a lowlife who dared to look down on you! I'm begging you to forgive me just this once. I'll never do it again. I'll do anything you ask. Just please give me a chance!"She sobbed uncontrollably, her face a mess of tears and snot—the very picture of a homeless dog groveling for pity."A chance?" I repeated softly. "From the moment you charged over and pointed at my nose, calling me a fake socialite, I've been giving you chances. When you said I bought everything I was wearing

  • Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date   Chapter 9

    The onlookers were all dumbstruck, and none more so than Marlene.She rushed over and grabbed Leroy's arm forcefully."Dad, what are you doing? Why are you apologizing to her? Why are you hitting yourself?" she asked, utterly incredulous.Judging by her reaction, it was clear she'd always seen Leroy as the king of this entire territory. She'd never seen him grovel like this before."Since when has our family been scared of anyone? So Jillian's got some money—what's the big deal? Have you forgotten what you told me? In Richstead, money means nothing! Those billionaires still have to grovel at our feet and beg us for mercy!"Oh? It seemed I had just overheard something rather revealing.Hugo, who had remained silent all this while, now looked even more ashen than Leroy.Leroy looked as though he might pass out on the spot."Shut your mouth!" He whipped around and slapped Marlene hard across the face.The blow sent her staggering, and she fell straight to the ground. Blood began

  • Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date   Chapter 8

    Leroy Welch's voice boomed like thunder as his fierce gaze swept across the room.The moment Marlene saw him, she immediately scrambled and stumbled toward him as if she had just spotted her savior."Dad, it's her! That woman right there!" She pointed at me, sobbing so hard that she could barely catch her breath. "I smashed her knockoffs and now she's trying to extort 810 thousand dollars out of me! Dad, you have to teach her a lesson for me!"Leroy followed the direction of Marlene's finger and looked over, letting his eyes roam over me with brazen insolence."Miss, you've got a lot of nerve for someone so young. Trying to shake me down? Do yourself a favor and ask around—who in Richstead has the guts to cross me?"He thumped his chest, spittle flying. "810 thousand dollars? Why not make it a million? Let me tell you something, forget about getting any money—if you don't apologize to Marlene right now, you're not walking out of here on your own two feet!"The young men behind hi

  • Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date   Chapter 7

    "Stop." I looked at Hugo and suddenly smiled. "Mr. Crawford, I find you quite interesting. From the very beginning, you've been pleading on Marlene's behalf, saying she did it all for you."Since you care so much about her and you're so full of chivalry…" I paused and smirked faintly. "Then I can't be unreasonable either. You're welcome to pay the 810 thousand dollars in her place—not a cent less. Once the full amount is paid, I'll let Marlene off the hook."At this, Hugo furrowed his brows, looking deeply torn.The Crawford family might be touted as a scholarly household with considerable prestige in Richstead's academic circles, and yes, they owned plenty of valuable antique texts and artworks.But those were the foundation of their name and their social standing—not assets that could be liquidated into cash. In other words, expecting Hugo to come up with over 800 thousand dollars in liquid funds all at once was worse than asking for his life.I arched my brow. "What's the matte

  • Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date   Chapter 6

    400 thousand dollars?Everyone in the room drew a sharp breath."Just one watch costs 400 thousand dollars? Is it made of solid gold or something?""Even if it were made of gold it wouldn't be 400 thousand dollars. But if it's a Patek Philippe, it could be—their watches all start at five figures.""Just because Ms. Vega claims it's 400 thousand dollars, we're supposed to believe it's worth that much? Is that for real, or is she just trying to extort Ms. Welch?"Marlene hastily chimed in, "Exactly! Why should we take your word that it's 400 thousand dollars? What if you're lying?""I'm lying?" I gave a cold laugh and turned my gaze toward Andres, who was standing beside me. "Mr. Moore, you're an expert. Why don't you tell her whether or not this watch is worth 400 thousand dollars?"Andres immediately stepped forward and carefully examined the remains of the wristwatch in my hands."This is a platinum Patek Philippe Celestial. The transaction price at Sotheby's back then was 380

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