Chapter 4

“That’s a lot of leprechauns,” Oscar said.

My heart thudded in my chest as I tried to imagine what “tasks” this group of magical beings might have in store for me.

“Normally, we leprechauns are a solitary bunch,” Maddox said. Lowering his voice, he said, “We don’t like each other very much, truth be told. The only time you’ll find us gathered is if we’re going to reward a human with a pot of gold.

“Wait a minute,” Oscar said. “She has to fuck all of these... people to get the gold?”

Maddox laughed. “Maybe not,” he said. “Some of them may choose her mouth or hands.”

“What about my ass?” I asked, wondering if leprechaun cock would make anal sex completely painless the way it did the vaginal variety.

“Ryan!” Oscar said. “You’ve never even let me do that!”

“You don’t have a magical cock,” I said. “In any sense of the word.” Maddox laughed that laugh again.

“Are you ready?” he asked.

“No,” I said, laughing. “But let’s do it anyway.”

I started crawling toward the lines of leprechauns, hoping Oscar was

enjoying the sight of Maddox’s cum dripping from my pussy. I giggled a little as I thought of how jealous I’d been of Nia having a blast at the bar. Drinking green beer and making out with someone other than your husband seemed absolutely dull now.

The first leprechaun I came to was a stereotypical one. Short, fat, and sporting a thick red beard that almost reached his cock. To be completely honest, he disgusted me a little, and I saw many more leprechauns down the line that were a lot more like Maddox than him.

But I wanted him first.

Part of it was, I figured if I got him out of the way first, I’d enjoy the more attractive ones even more. But some of it was me leaning into the knowledge that this was all a silly dream. The thought of someone as hot as me servicing — submitting — to a nasty little man like this was hilarious, really.

Also, he may have been little, but his cock definitely wasn’t. I grabbed it and stroked it, feeling a strange satisfaction as he moaned quietly. I increased my speed, thinking I could just get him off quickly and move on to the more Maddox-like leprechauns.

But I had to know if all leprechaun cum was delicious.

I lay the tip of the little man’s cock on my tongue and looked up at him. His eyes went wide in surprise, which I found funny. I was completely at the mercy of these magical creatures, after all, and while I wasn’t exactly being forced into anything, I got the sense that denying them whatever they wanted wouldn’t have been easy. My point being, he could have stuck his dick in my mouth anytime he wanted. I was strangely touched by the idea that he was letting me call the shots.

I was ashamed that I’d thought of him as disgusting, and I was determined to make it up to him.

I teased him a bit by moving my head ever so slightly back and forth, so the bottom of his cock’s head slid gently across my tongue. He started leaking precum, which was every bit as tasty as Maddox’s full load. I closed my mouth around him and sucked in earnest.

As I did so, hands were suddenly on me, around me, inside me. Fingers probed my pussy and my ass, and hands massaged my tits. My nipples were pinched, pulled, and twisted, and then there was a mouth on either side of my neck.

I felt another orgasm well on its way from all the attention I was receiving.

I held out my hands and was instantly rewarded with a cock in each one. There were so many leprechauns around me I couldn’t even see the faces of the magical men whose shafts I now stroked. But I didn’t care; I stroked them with as much care and vigor as I could muster. After only a moment, I had a good rhythm going with the two new cocks in my hands and the one in my mouth, even as more and more hands and fingers explored every inch of my body.

I heard Oscar saying things but had no idea what those things were. He was probably asking about gold and pots of it again, but to be honest, I couldn’t give a shit. I’ve never in my life felt so full, so warm, so desired, as I did at that moment, with cocks in my hands and mouth and strange fingers in my ass and cunt. The experience itself was payment enough. Even if it was all just a dream.

The little man shot his load into my throat with no warning, but luckily it wasn’t nearly as big as Maddox’s, and I had no trouble swallowing all of it. And, since I know you’re beside yourself with curiosity: yes, it was every bit as delicious as the first bit of leprechaun spunk I’d had.

Every bit as magical.

The two cocks in my hand exploded as I finished swallowing the little guy’s gift, bathing me in cum on both sides of my face and shoulders. When I realized what was happening, I turned my face to the left, then to the right, in a desperate attempt to get as much of the tasty substance as I could.

As it turned out, I had nothing to worry about. There was plenty to be had, so much that by the time it was over, I almost got my fill. Almost.

Large hands grabbed my hips, pulling my ass higher into the air and forcing the upper half of my body to the ground. My ass cheeks were spread, and the cock head of a leprechaun I hadn’t seen yet was suddenly at a hole to which I’d never granted anyone permission to enter.

But this guy had my permission, even if I didn’t explicitly say so.

Just as I’d experienced no discomfort when Maddox rammed his giant rod into my pussy, I felt nothing but pleasure as this one opened up my backside. I braced myself for pain but, despite feeling him use no lube and pushing himself inside me at a fairly fast rate, none came.

I’d never understood the appeal of anal sex but my God... if it felt even a little like this with a regular man, I’d been missing out. It was a feeling of an intense fullness, combined with attention to nerves I never realized existed, and I was in heaven.

He pounded my ass with every bit as much force as Maddox had my pussy. After a short while, I stopped wincing with the expectation of pain and just let myself enjoy it. It was absurd, yes, but many dreams are. Right?

I moaned as the leprechaun inside me made my ass his bitch. I moaned even more as another one reached a hand underneath me and began massaging my clit. I came several times before the one in my ass unloaded his magical cum inside me. I don’t even know how many times I came, but it seemed like I would never stop. When the one inside my ass pulled out, most of his cum flooded out of me. I wanted to scoop it up in my hands to see if he tasted like the others, but I was too exhausted to move much by that point. I collapsed on the ground, breathing heavy and still feeling waves of pleasure from my multiple orgasms.

And then I heard a question in a voice I wouldn’t have expected to hear. “Is it my turn?”

It was a female voice.