เข้าสู่ระบบHer room was full of paint, brushes, and several easels with art in various stages. An image of a beautiful tree dropping blossoms caught his attention, but he shook his head and moved around Yuki's bed to where Dana had landed. She had pulled the bed's comforter off on her way down, and was wrapped up inside of it.
"Dana?" he crouched down and gave her a shake.
"Mmmf," she replied.
"You okay?" He pulled some of the blankets off of her, then recoiled in horror.
Dana's head was at an unnatural angle, a large lump in the side of her neck. Her arms were still twisted up in the blanket, but he could tell that something was wrong with her shoulder.
She let out a raspy sigh that sounded more like a cough. "Apparently my neck is broken," she said, her voice like a scratched record.
"I... I see that. Um... do you think I should take you to... Zel?"
Dana stared at him for a couple of seconds, her grey eyes flat and lifeless. "Oh, sorry. I tried to shake my head no. If we can get me... situated, I should be fixable without her help."
"Yeah, let's... uh..." He tenderly moved the blanket off of her side, then tried to shift her by dragging the fabric.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Trying to move you without hurting... oh." He grabbed the blanket and dragged her into the middle of the room and unwrapped her.
"Dead girl broken bad." Tink's features were scrunched up in disgust. "Husband fix?"
"Of course." He grabbed Dana's shoulders and lifted, then placed himself under her torso and stood. She was now hanging over his shoulder, butt first. "Tink, do you think you could try and get that hole patched? Yuki's more likely to forgive us if she at least has her wall back."
"Tink try." She slipped the goggles over her face and moved to examine the hole. "Whole house broken today. Husband make Tink work too hard."
"Sorry, Tink." He felt bad, leaving her with the mess, but Dana needed him first. He carried her down the hall to his room and put her down on the bed. Laid flat, he could see that one shoulder hung much lower than the other, and one of her feet was twisted the wrong way.
"How should I start?" he asked.
"Once everything is lined up, I'll heal." A weird gurgling noise came from her mouth. "Ugh, I can't swallow."
He looked at her and shivered. She couldn't see him from her current position, but he was looking at the weird knob in her throat. By all rights, if he had been caught in the door's blast, then the same thing could have happened to him.
"Let's start with your foot?" It was more a question than a statement, and he waited for a response.
"Whatever gets me fixed, but..." She wheezed. "Just start soon, okay?"
"Okay." He grabbed her foot and pushed her pant leg up. It looked like a bone in her shin had popped up, so he gave it a tentative push. "So, just shove it back?"
"You can try. I've had this break before. It seems that my injuries cause weak points sometimes. Twist my foot around and then push on the raised part."
He felt nauseous, but tensed his jaw and did what she said. Her skin was cool to the touch, and he almost got sick when he felt how springy the bone was when he pushed on it.
"You gonna play with it, or put it back?"
"Sorry." He pushed on it a couple times, then climbed onto the bed and held her foot in place with his knees, then used his body weight and both hands to shove the bone back into place.
He felt a shifting beneath her skin as the bone mended, and when he lifted his hands, the bone stayed down. "Is that better?"
"No idea. My neck is broken, remember?"
"Oh. Right." He moved toward her shoulder, then grimaced. Maybe he should have taken her to Zel, or someone with any sort of medical experience, because he was freaking out a little. "How about the shoulder?"
"Dead girls don't swell up. If you can rotate it around, all you have to do is pop it back in." She coughed, then let out another wheeze. "It won't hurt me, so get creative."
"Once more unto the breach, I guess." He grabbed her shoulder and wiggled it around, trying to picture it as something other than a human arm. He gave the arm a push where he thought it should go, and felt the bone inside scrape against the socket.
"You seriously don't feel that?"
"Even if I could, it would just be uncomfortable. Like, the pressure would be there, but no pain."
"Okay, well then let's get it over with." He straddled her torso and picked up her arm and leaned into her. This took several minutes of trial and error, but eventually he felt something give and her arm popped back into its socket.
"Oh, yeah, just like that," Dana groaned.
"Excuse me?"
"Dead girl humor. It's a thing Lily does." She turned her eyes toward him, so he leaned into view so she could see him better.
"Ah, yes. Lily. She makes life interesting."
"She makes death interesting, too."
"Glad to know you didn't break your sense of humor when you went through that wall." To be honest, he wasn't even sure he had heard her crack a joke before.
"It's deadpan humor." One side of her lips twitched into a brief smile.
"Was that... a zombie joke?"
"It's either laugh or scream. I'm lying on your bed with a broken neck, trying not to freak out a little, so if you don't mind?"
"Right, sorry." He got off the bed and positioned himself over her head. "So what do I do here?"
"What's it look like?"
"Well, your head is crooked, and—"
"No, tell me what it looks like."
"Oh. There's a lump in your neck where it's crooked, so... I wonder if I just need to push your head back on top of it?"
"Um...wait?""Before that!" He grabbed onto her arms with his hands, his thoughts now buzzing about loudly in his head."That you could lean on me.""Lean, lean, Mandragora..."On the night that the Mandragora had eaten Sarah, it had handed over a hiking staff. At the time, he had been injured, and had figured that the staff had been given to him to help him limp home.But what if it wasn't?He ran out of the office, leaving a bewildered Beth behind. In the living room, Reggie sat on the new living room table, engrossed in a game of Checkers with Jenny. The rat king looked up to watch Mike run through, allowing Jenny to shift two of her pieces unnoticed.Mike ran down the hall to the back door, then shoved the door open hard enough that the door bounced off the siding of the house, eliciting a shriek of rage from Tink, who was currently working on a new dresser for Beth."Lover?" Naia called to him with concern in her voice as he sprinted to the greenhouse.The day after he had return
"Here, let me get it." Beth walked past him to where the tea kettle was. He handed over the cup that had contained the spider, and she poured in some tea. He couldn't help but notice that she was wearing a white dress with red spots on it that hugged her stomach and butt, then flared out dramatically just under her thighs. The last week had been so busy with home repairs that he had barely seen her except at meals."Thank you." He took the cup from her and sipped it, the sweet aroma of chamomile flooding his sinuses."You're welcome." Beth sat down on the edge of the desk again. "I feel like I haven't seen you.""It's been busy," he replied. Was Beth wearing perfume? He couldn't tell if it was the chamomile or her, but he caught the occasional whiff of something pleasant. "Between fixing everything, buying new computers. That police thing where they came looking for Marco."Apparently after being reported missing, police had done a welfare check on Marco and had discovered the ramblin
"I appreciate it. I appreciate you." Her shimmering brown eyes found his. "Look, if you don't find it, I just want to let you know that I don't blame you. I don't want you to blame yourself, either. Real life isn't like books, and that's okay. Not everybody gets a happy ending.""Amymone, I—" He had no idea how he intended to finish the statement, and the dryad was now suddenly interested in the book she had been holding. How many years would she be stuck here, waiting to fade into nothingness? It was a problem with no good solution."Mike?" Yuki stood just inside the backdoor. Her head was turned away, as if hiding her face. "Can we go home?""Yeah, c'mon."He bid Amymone farewell again and escorted Yuki to the front yard where Cerberus waited. The ride home was largely silent, though between the random howls of wandering demons, he could hear the faint sound of sobbing from Yuki.Once home, Cerberus turned into their human form and followed them through the gate. A chain formed arou
Mike stood outside of the master bedroom of the Underworld home. Inside, Emily was wailing in agony, a sound that raised goosebumps all along his arms.However, his attention was on Yuki, who stood across from him drying her eyes for the fourth time in ten minutes. Cecilia hovered alongside them, her hands clasped together over the soul fragment that Sulyvahn had given her. If not for the dullahan's quick thinking, it would have been snatched up by the demons that now roamed around the Underworld in packs. After the tower had been taken down, the souls that had been trapped there by the shadow had essentially created a feeding ground for the demons. Apparently word had gotten out, and if not for Cerberus, the Underworld would be impossible for them to traverse."I'm sorry." Yuki apologized for what must have been the hundredth time. Her eyes were red from crying, and she kept wiping the tears away with the edges of her robe. "I'm trying really hard to hold it together.""I know. We've
And no matter where they went, Queztalli had assured Dana that another agreement could be made with the resident thunderbird. It was frustrating to realize all of this time that the fluctuating electrical fields inside of the greenhouse had been caused by a mythical being with territorial issues, but Quetzalli had smoothed things over between them. As long as a suitable offering was made by the centaurs, the thunderbird would give them a full day of clear skies to do their surveillance.Dana plopped down on Tick Tock, who was currently a chair. The mimic shifted slightly, allowing her to recline a bit. Lying there in wait, she stared up at the ceiling of the yurt and let her thoughts drift to Quetzalli.Ever since the night everything had gone crazy, Quetzalli had moved into Dana's room. The dragon had developed a fascination with sex, and was always eager to assist Dana after her feedings. For a bit, Dana had been concerned that Quetzalli had somehow fallen for her. Even if she wasn'
"They can't use nails," the queen informed them. "You'll need to do that part."Tink shrieked with joy and ran at the house wielding her hammer. Tools were quickly gathered up as the centaurs joined in as well, everyone helping to hammer the home back together. Up on the roof, Abella was using her thumb to shove nails into place, and Kisa ran along the edge with a small hammer of her own.The porch was rebuilt in an hour, the roof in two. Where the home had sagged, it was now shored up, and except for the lack of a paint job, it looked as good as new once more. The queen had created a forge made out of clay, and tiny creatures that looked like motes of ash now churned out glass for the windows. The yard was being tilled by gnomes and creatures that looked like flowers, all of whom were being eagerly assisted by some very excited centaurs.The sun was halfway down toward the horizon when the job was finished. The magical trees had been used up completely, and the hedge maze had been re







