MasukNow, the former carriage house was home to Tink and Dana's workshop, and he crossed the garden and walked inside, wrinkling his nose at the smell.
"What is that?" he asked, squinting into the shadows. On the other side of the workshop, a lone figure could be seen silhouetted by a small desk lamp.
"Hmm?" The figure spun around, revealing a pale, college-aged woman with her dirty blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail. Dana wore a dirty white tank top with grease stains on it, and had a gnarly scar around the top of her left arm where it had been ripped off and then reattached. The zombie wore a pair of magnifying goggles on her face, and her gray eyes blinked at him through the thick lenses. "Oh, the smell? Combination of solder and a capacitor that I blew a few minutes ago. Not gonna lie, I kind of enjoy the smell."
"What are you making?" He walked over to get a better view of her work table.
"Tink and I were working on building a couple of drones."
"Any reason?"
"Yes, actually." Dana tilted up her goggles and let out a sigh. "The Moon tribe wants to properly map out the greenhouse, at least the area near the door. They've been slowly spreading out, but the jungle is super thick and they don't want to risk disturbing some of the more valuable flora in place. Abella offered to help, but we figured actual aerial images would be far more useful."
"It sounds like a great idea, but... I mean, I could just buy them."
Dana smirked. "Actually, you can't. The greenhouse is an interesting place. You wouldn't know it, but it has a really wild magnetic field, and GPS won't work there, obviously. There's a bunch of radio interference as well, and I'm not sure why."
"Then what's your plan?"
"We're modifying the drones to use magic as a means of both power and navigation. Ratu suggested these weird little gems that came from some sort of golems or whatever." Dana held up a stone roughly the size of a marble. "I guess they were cores to something that attacked the house and can sort of be programmed. Right now I'm trying to figure out how to make an interface between the drone and the stones, but all we've accomplished so far is blowing up circuitry."
"I'm sure you'll get it soon enough. Speaking of we, where is Tink?"
Dana pointed to the corner. A large reclining chair was between a stack of parts and boxes, and a small green figure lay passed out on the brown leather.
Mike walked over and knelt, holding up a fist. "How are you today, Tick Tock?"
A small door opened in the arm of the chair, and a silver fist popped out and bumped against Mike's knuckles. It was a trick that he had taught the mimic a while back as a method of greeting. Unfortunately, it also meant that Mike had unsuccessfully tried to fist bump some of the new furniture in the house.
"Yeah, she passed out a couple hours ago." Dana flipped her glasses down and turned back to the table.
"C'mon, breakfast time." Mike leaned forward and tickled the base of the goblin's tail. She let out a quiet shriek and folded her tail underneath her bottom, trying once more to get comfy. "C'mon, come get some food and then go back to bed."
Tink opened her eyes and yawned, revealing needle-sharp teeth. "Still early. Husband come back in morning."
"Breakfast is on the table, and Sofia is pissed that you aren't there."
"Tink super tired," she mumbled but slid forward off the chair. She adjusted the magical goggles on her head and then yawned again. "Tink eat good food and go take nap." Giving Mike a playful swat on the rear, she left the garage.
"How about you? Care to join us?"
"You know I don't eat normal food anymore." Dana raised an eyebrow. "And I know you aren't suggesting I blow you under the table in front of everybody. At least, I don't think you are. Are you asking me to blow you in front of everybody?"
"Uh, no, that's not what I... I was just thinking you could come visit, or..."
"Relax, I'm just messing with you." She took off her goggles and tossed them on the workshop table. "Honestly, I don't care either way, but it's a good habit to keep. When I'm human again, I don't want to be a wet blanket or anything."
Mike let out a sigh of relief. Dana was impossible to read, but that was a direct result of being dead. Most of her emotions were muted, meaning that she had the world's best poker face. It didn't help that the succubus Lily had rubbed off on the young woman, giving her a rather wicked sense of humor. "Okay, I'll see you at the table then."
"Yep. Just gotta change my shirt and wash up." She stretched, her bones popping audibly. Mike left the garage and walked back in the house, the smell of fresh coffee luring him back to the dining hall. Tink sat next to his empty seat, her wide eyes on a stack of french toast that Sofia had plopped in front of her. The goblin was pouring syrup on top of them while licking her lips.
When Mike sat down, he saw that a hot cup of coffee had already been poured for him, and bacon put on his plate. With a smile, he stole a bite of Tink's french toast, earning a pinch from the goblin. Sofia brought him a proper breakfast, then sat across the table from him with a plate of her own. The floor beneath her seat was recessed, allowing her to sit eye level with everyone else.
"Um...wait?""Before that!" He grabbed onto her arms with his hands, his thoughts now buzzing about loudly in his head."That you could lean on me.""Lean, lean, Mandragora..."On the night that the Mandragora had eaten Sarah, it had handed over a hiking staff. At the time, he had been injured, and had figured that the staff had been given to him to help him limp home.But what if it wasn't?He ran out of the office, leaving a bewildered Beth behind. In the living room, Reggie sat on the new living room table, engrossed in a game of Checkers with Jenny. The rat king looked up to watch Mike run through, allowing Jenny to shift two of her pieces unnoticed.Mike ran down the hall to the back door, then shoved the door open hard enough that the door bounced off the siding of the house, eliciting a shriek of rage from Tink, who was currently working on a new dresser for Beth."Lover?" Naia called to him with concern in her voice as he sprinted to the greenhouse.The day after he had return
"Here, let me get it." Beth walked past him to where the tea kettle was. He handed over the cup that had contained the spider, and she poured in some tea. He couldn't help but notice that she was wearing a white dress with red spots on it that hugged her stomach and butt, then flared out dramatically just under her thighs. The last week had been so busy with home repairs that he had barely seen her except at meals."Thank you." He took the cup from her and sipped it, the sweet aroma of chamomile flooding his sinuses."You're welcome." Beth sat down on the edge of the desk again. "I feel like I haven't seen you.""It's been busy," he replied. Was Beth wearing perfume? He couldn't tell if it was the chamomile or her, but he caught the occasional whiff of something pleasant. "Between fixing everything, buying new computers. That police thing where they came looking for Marco."Apparently after being reported missing, police had done a welfare check on Marco and had discovered the ramblin
"I appreciate it. I appreciate you." Her shimmering brown eyes found his. "Look, if you don't find it, I just want to let you know that I don't blame you. I don't want you to blame yourself, either. Real life isn't like books, and that's okay. Not everybody gets a happy ending.""Amymone, I—" He had no idea how he intended to finish the statement, and the dryad was now suddenly interested in the book she had been holding. How many years would she be stuck here, waiting to fade into nothingness? It was a problem with no good solution."Mike?" Yuki stood just inside the backdoor. Her head was turned away, as if hiding her face. "Can we go home?""Yeah, c'mon."He bid Amymone farewell again and escorted Yuki to the front yard where Cerberus waited. The ride home was largely silent, though between the random howls of wandering demons, he could hear the faint sound of sobbing from Yuki.Once home, Cerberus turned into their human form and followed them through the gate. A chain formed arou
Mike stood outside of the master bedroom of the Underworld home. Inside, Emily was wailing in agony, a sound that raised goosebumps all along his arms.However, his attention was on Yuki, who stood across from him drying her eyes for the fourth time in ten minutes. Cecilia hovered alongside them, her hands clasped together over the soul fragment that Sulyvahn had given her. If not for the dullahan's quick thinking, it would have been snatched up by the demons that now roamed around the Underworld in packs. After the tower had been taken down, the souls that had been trapped there by the shadow had essentially created a feeding ground for the demons. Apparently word had gotten out, and if not for Cerberus, the Underworld would be impossible for them to traverse."I'm sorry." Yuki apologized for what must have been the hundredth time. Her eyes were red from crying, and she kept wiping the tears away with the edges of her robe. "I'm trying really hard to hold it together.""I know. We've
And no matter where they went, Queztalli had assured Dana that another agreement could be made with the resident thunderbird. It was frustrating to realize all of this time that the fluctuating electrical fields inside of the greenhouse had been caused by a mythical being with territorial issues, but Quetzalli had smoothed things over between them. As long as a suitable offering was made by the centaurs, the thunderbird would give them a full day of clear skies to do their surveillance.Dana plopped down on Tick Tock, who was currently a chair. The mimic shifted slightly, allowing her to recline a bit. Lying there in wait, she stared up at the ceiling of the yurt and let her thoughts drift to Quetzalli.Ever since the night everything had gone crazy, Quetzalli had moved into Dana's room. The dragon had developed a fascination with sex, and was always eager to assist Dana after her feedings. For a bit, Dana had been concerned that Quetzalli had somehow fallen for her. Even if she wasn'
"They can't use nails," the queen informed them. "You'll need to do that part."Tink shrieked with joy and ran at the house wielding her hammer. Tools were quickly gathered up as the centaurs joined in as well, everyone helping to hammer the home back together. Up on the roof, Abella was using her thumb to shove nails into place, and Kisa ran along the edge with a small hammer of her own.The porch was rebuilt in an hour, the roof in two. Where the home had sagged, it was now shored up, and except for the lack of a paint job, it looked as good as new once more. The queen had created a forge made out of clay, and tiny creatures that looked like motes of ash now churned out glass for the windows. The yard was being tilled by gnomes and creatures that looked like flowers, all of whom were being eagerly assisted by some very excited centaurs.The sun was halfway down toward the horizon when the job was finished. The magical trees had been used up completely, and the hedge maze had been re







