Boring Love Lives

*Nathaniel*

Lord, what was Shauna going to do to me next?

She had been torturing me all week. Tacks on my chair, locking me in the supply closet, spilling coffee on me. She was insane!

“Aren't you tired yet?” I asked.

“I don’t know, are you?” Shauna questioned.

“This is insane Shauna! You realize you are angry at me because I care about my girlfriend?”

“You think I’m stupid, don’t you Nathaniel? You only asked me out because you thought it would get rid of me.”

I sighed. “Okay, that’s true, but-”

“But nothing. I don’t like being played. So you can fix this one of two ways.”

“And those are?”

“Fuck me again or…fuck me again.” She smirked.

“You’re out of your mind.”

“Just one time and then I’ll leave you alone.”

I couldn't even consider it. That would absolutely crush Willow and I couldn’t stand that. I never wanted to hurt her. I guess I would have to take this harassment instead. It was somehow better.

“I can’t do that, Shauna. I’m completely committed to Willow.” I said.

“Too bad