10.

We stand facing each other like two people waiting for the other to make the first move.

I've caught up to him and now instead of something being said, we've let silence between us be the voice. He's standing by his car, his hand resting on the top of the opened door and I, well I'm watching him, still trying to recover from the whiplash I experienced when he started acting crazy.

' Or more like confuse me even more.'

" What are you doing right now?"

" Waiting for you to get in the car."

" Why?

" Isn't it obvious that I want to take you somewhere?" He gives me a 'duh' look.

" I'm not going anywhere with you." I say, folding my arms.

" Okay then." He nods, before he says, " I want to take out my wife for lunch, then she'll accompany me to get a gift for my mother in law and lastly, I'll drop her home. "

" Can you stop saying all of that. This whole 'wife' and 'in law' thing is creeping me out. " I shudder, shaking my head.

" Need I remind you that we are actually marrried." He