Chapter 19 | Letters and Confessions Part 2

Allena started the letter with a "Dear Marcus" which was struck off and replaced with his full name.

"To Marcus Claudius Pulcher,

My name is Allena Haerviu, daughter of Cornovii tribe Chieftain, Melvin Haerviu. Your grandfather and my father came up with this terrible idea that we should get married. My parents won't let me reject you, so here are the reasons why you should turn me down:

#1 I love Neill

#2 I am not a virgin

#3 I cuss like a sailor and will cuss you every day until your ears bleed

#4 I will cheat on you

I am sure you don't want such a woman. No one should ever want me for a wife, except for my Neill (This last bit of four words was written as an afterthought, during proofreading I guess).

People say that you are rich, hot, handsome, and whatnot. I'm sure you can get someone within a snap of fingers, someone you deserve I hope. If you want help in finding a sweet woman, my friend Cara is perfect, and I love her.

WARNING: If you us