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This is crazy," I decided, shutting the door before one of my nosy neighbors happened to walk by. Not that I had nosy neighbors, I still hadn't met the ones next door, but why take chances? I liked my apartment a lot.

"No, it's not," Shelly said. She sat on the sofa, looking over her shoulder because it faced the wall and my big flat-screen television, and ... What was she doing here?

"Look, I don't understand any of this," I told her, honestly. "I'm not into it, alright? I'm not looking for some weird Goth Halloween ghouls and goblins thing."

"Excuse me?" She narrowed her eyes and I felt my stomach knotting up. I wasn't very good at confrontation.

"Um..."

"Did you just call me a ghoul?"

"Kinda?" I said, making it sound like a question. You know, like maybe we hadn't heard me right. It didn't seem to work as she stood up again, smoothing her skirt and walking towards me.

"For your information, Robert," she poked me in the chest with her finger, "I'm not a ghoul and I'm definitely not