Banana pancakes

Xavier groaned and turned in his bed. He was never one to rise in the morning until the sun rays kissed his face with full force. But that did not happen, since his curtains had been drawn shut since last night and his housekeeper was yet to come in and spread them apart. But this morning, someone somewhere in the world believed that the best thing he or she or they could do with their morning was disrupt his sleep by calling his phone endlessly.

He finally gave in to the disturbance and allowed his eyes to open slowly, even though his face was still pressed on his pillow. The phone was right by his side.

He picked it up with sleepy eyes and answered it groggily and pressed the phone to his left ear. He realized he was holding his phone upside down and turned it in the right direction. He did not bother to look at the caller ID, the voice would be more than enough to know the person.

"You fucking jerk!"

That was the first line he heard when he pressed his phone's speaker to his r