Babies

The silence that followed mum's whole manifestation spiel was odd, to say the least. Perhaps though, that was just the way I perceived it. She continued to eat as if she wasn't a thirty-something-year-old woman talking about 'manifesting a baby'. I knew she went to high school and often claimed that biology was one of her favourite subjects so my confusion was highly valid and extremely justified. In fact, if I weren't confused, I would be the weird one. My guess is that she was hanging out with Gweneth Paltrow too much; yes that was it. 

I bit my lip to stop the laughter; I still couldn't comprehend her statement. I wonder what Kiara would say when she heard about this? No doubt, she would try to pull a tightrope stunt; she would try to be polite while still maintaining her sarcastic charm. Kiara would fail miserably but, that just ensured her authenticity. She wouldn't be mean on purpose, especially not to my mother, so I never took it to heart. 

"So mother