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Oliver's POV "Let's get something straight," Noah said. "I'm not leaving until someone explains what's happening." He sat on my sofa with his arms crossed. Sebastian occupied the other end, looking perfectly comfortable. I stood between them. "You're both making this difficult." "No, Oliver. A dead man is sitting on your sofa. I think we're past difficult." Sebastian raised his hand. "Technically, I'm sitting beside him." Noah stared at him. "Please don't encourage him," I said. "I'm just making an observation." "Keep your observations to yourself." Noah leaned closer. "How long has he been here?" "Since yesterday." "And you didn't call me?" "What exactly was I supposed to say? Hello, Noah, there's a dead man eating my pasta?" "Yes! That's exactly what you were supposed to say!" Sebastian laughed. I pointed at him. "You're enjoying this far too much." "Your friend is entertaining." "He's usually not this loud." Noah threw a cushion at me. I caught it. "Can we please discuss something useful?" "Fine," Noah said. "What happens now?" I looked at Sebastian. He shrugged. "Good question." I sighed. "First, we need to understand the watch. Second, we need to find out who sent that message. And third, we need to make sure nobody else finds out about this." Noah nodded. "Agreed. Especially the person sending those messages. We don't know what they want, and I'm not comfortable with someone knowing where you live." Sebastian's expression became serious. "Neither am I." Noah looked at him. "Then perhaps you should explain why someone is demanding your watch." "I wish I could." That answer silenced us. Noah picked up the pocket watch from the coffee table. Sebastian immediately sat forward. "Careful." Noah examined the silver casing. "What's so special about this?" "I don't know," Sebastian answered. "But I can feel it when it's close." Noah placed it back. "Then nobody touches it without a reason." I nodded. For the first time since Sebastian appeared, I felt like I wasn't handling everything alone. Then my phone vibrated. Mum. I opened her message. Mum: Oliver, don't forget Sunday lunch. I want to meet Sebastian properly. And please tell him he doesn't need to bring anything. Just himself. I showed Noah. He read it and burst out laughing. "Oh, this is perfect." "It's not perfect." "Your imaginary boyfriend is coming to Sunday lunch." "He's not imaginary anymore!" Sebastian leaned over to read the message. "Your mother seems excited." "She's excited about a man she has never met." "She'll meet me on Sunday." I looked at him. "You can't be serious." "Why not?" "Because you're dead!" Sebastian smiled. "Your mother doesn't need to know that." Noah slapped his knee. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but he's right." I turned back to him. "Don't encourage him." "Oliver, think about it. Your mother wants to meet your boyfriend. You've got a boyfriend. What's the problem?" "Everything." I said. Sebastian stood. "I can help." "With what?" "Being your boyfriend." I laughed. "You don't even remember your own life." "That doesn't mean I can't remember how to be charming." Noah nodded thoughtfully. "He's got a point." I looked between them. "Have you two formed an alliance?" "Possibly," Noah replied. Sebastian offered me his hand. "Shall we practise?" I looked at his hand. Then at his face. "Practice what?" "Being a couple. Your mother will ask questions. We should have answers." Noah grinned. "He's right. Let's start with how you met." I rubbed my forehead. "This is ridiculous." "How did you meet?" Noah repeated. I cleared my throat. "At a business event." Sebastian looked at me. "What kind?" "An important one." "That's not an answer." "Fine. A charity event." "What charity?" I looked at him. "Do you want to be my boyfriend or investigate me?" Noah laughed so hard he nearly dropped his phone. Sebastian stepped closer. "Let's try again. Where did we meet?" I hesitated. "At a charity event in London." "And what did I say to you?" "You complimented my suit." Sebastian glanced at my clothes. "That would have been difficult." "What's wrong with my clothes?" "Nothing. I was imagining something better." Noah made a choking sound. I threw the cushion at Sebastian. He caught it. "See?" he said. "We're already convinced." I tried not to smile. It didn't work. For a few seconds, the apartment felt almost normal. Noah was laughing, Sebastian was teasing me, and I was beginning to forget that the man standing in front of me had been dead for seventeen years. Then Sebastian looked at me. "Oliver?" "What?" "Do you really want to do this?" His voice was quieter now. I understood what he meant. The pretending. The family lunch. The possibility of people becoming attached to someone who might disappear. I looked down at the watch. "I didn't ask for any of this." "I know." "But you're here now." He studied my face. "And that makes a difference?" I didn't answer immediately. "Yes," I said at last. "It does." Sebastian's face softened. Noah stood up. "Right. I think I've had enough romance for one evening." "Nobody is being romantic," I protested. "Of course not." He picked up his jacket. At the door, he turned back. "Oliver, call me if anything happens. Don't reply to that unknown number, and don't hand over the watch to anyone." "I won't." "Promise me." "I promise." Noah glanced at Sebastian. "Look after him." Sebastian nodded. "I will." After Noah left, Sebastian walked himself to the kitchen. "Your friend cares about you." "He's been annoying me since university. It's practically his job." Sebastian smiled. I picked up the pocket watch and placed it carefully on the table. "One more thing." He turned. "What's that?" "On Sunday, don't embarrass me." He gave me a charming smile. "I make no promises." I shook my head. Then he reached for my hand. His fingers closed around mine, warm and surprisingly gentle. "Don't worry," he said. "I'll make your mother like me." I should have pulled away. Instead, I let him hold my hand for another moment. Then the pocket watch began ticking. Sebastian released me. His smile vanished. He looked at the watch. "What's wrong?" I asked. He didn't answer. His eyes had gone distant. A faint sound escaped his lips. "Wait..." I stepped closer. "What is it?" He pressed a hand against his forehead. "I remember something." "What?" "A door slamming." His breathing became uneven. Then he whispered, "Someone was calling my name." "Who?" Sebastian looked at me. For a moment, he seemed genuinely frightened. "I don't know. But I remember what they said." I waited. His voice dropped. "They told me I wasn't supposed to die."The Man Who DisappearedOliver's POV"You're staring at me."Sebastian looked up from the kitchen counter. I quickly returned my attention to my laptop. "I'm not." "You've been looking at me for the last five minutes." "Perhaps you're standing in front of something interesting."He glanced behind himself. "Like what?""An empty wall." Sebastian smiled. "You're a terrible liar, Oliver." I closed my laptop.Ever since the pocket watch had triggered his memory, I couldn't stop thinking about what he'd said. They told me I wasn't supposed to die. Who had said that? And why?Sebastian remembered a door slamming and someone calling his name, but nothing else. I wanted answers. More importantly, I wanted to know whether finding those answers would make him disappear. "Have you remembered anything else?" I asked.He shook his head. "Not yet." "Do you remember your family?" "No." "Your friends?" "No." "Where you lived?" He gave me a small smile. "You're asking a lot of questions for someone wh
Practice Being My BoyfriendOliver's POV"Let's get something straight," Noah said. "I'm not leaving until someone explains what's happening."He sat on my sofa with his arms crossed.Sebastian occupied the other end, looking perfectly comfortable. I stood between them. "You're both making this difficult." "No, Oliver. A dead man is sitting on your sofa. I think we're past difficult."Sebastian raised his hand. "Technically, I'm sitting beside him." Noah stared at him. "Please don't encourage him," I said. "I'm just making an observation." "Keep your observations to yourself."Noah leaned closer. "How long has he been here?" "Since yesterday." "And you didn't call me?" "What exactly was I supposed to say? Hello, Noah, there's a dead man eating my pasta?" "Yes! That's exactly what you were supposed to say!"Sebastian laughed. I pointed at him. "You're enjoying this far too much." "Your friend is entertaining." "He's usually not this loud."Noah threw a cushion at me. I caught it. "Can
My Best Friend Can See HimOliver's POV"You're telling me someone is looking for you?"Sebastian placed my phone on the kitchen counter. "I'm telling you someone knows about the watch.""That's not an answer.""It's the only one I have."I examined the message again. "Maybe we should call the number." "No." "Why not?""Because we don't know who's behind it.""That's usually why people investigate."Sebastian gave me a tired look. "You're not very good at staying out of trouble, are you?" I laughed without humour. "You're the dead man in my kitchen. I think you've brought enough trouble for both of us."I opened the message details and tried calling the number. A recorded voice informed me that the number was unavailable.I tried again. Same result. "Fantastic. A mysterious stranger with a mysterious phone number. Very helpful.""Put the phone away.""Stop giving me instructions.""Then stop doing things that might get you into trouble." I turned towards him. "You're worried about me?
You're Not My BoyfriendOliver's POV"I'm sorry. What?"Sebastian stood in my kitchen, holding my pocket watch like it belonged to him. "I'm dead," he repeated. I looked at him, then at the plate of pasta in his hand."You're eating my food." "Yes." "You're standing in my kitchen." "Correct.""And you're telling me you're dead?" He nodded.I laughed. It wasn't because anything was funny. I was beginning to suspect that I'd finally lost my mind. "Right. Very funny. Who sent you?" Sebastian raised an eyebrow."Who sent me?""Is this some kind of prank? Did Noah hire you?""Who's Noah?""My best friend. The idiot who would find this hilarious."Sebastian took another bite. "Your friend has terrible taste in entertainment.""Don't talk about my friend.""Then stop asking me questions about him."I grabbed my phone. "Who are you calling?" He asked. "The police." "That's probably unnecessary." "You're a stranger in my apartment claiming to be dead. I think it's necessary."I started diallin
The Boyfriend I InventedOliver's POVIf my mother asked me one more time when I planned to get a boyfriend, I was going to invent a husband.My name is Oliver Hayes. I'm twenty-five, an event planner, and apparently the only unmarried man in my family who has become a public concern.I live in London, where people rush through crowded streets, complain about the weather, and somehow find time to mind everybody else's business. I've built a career organizing beautiful parties for people who have far more money than I do. I can plan a wedding for three hundred guests without breaking a sweat. But finding a decent boyfriend? That's a different disaster.My last relationship ended when I discovered that my boyfriend had been using my apartment to meet another man. The one before that disappeared after borrowing money. I'd decided to take a break from dating. My family, unfortunately, had decided that my break had lasted long enough."Oliver, are you listening?"I looked up from my plate.







