The Challenge

 The waitress that seated them stared hard at Logan and he pulled Trisha's hat tighter on his head.

"Did I hear you right, sir? You want the Thirteen Terrible Decisions? You know that's a joke right. No one can actually eat a thirteen pound burger."

"Wait, it's just the burger? It doesn't come with anything else?" Logan pouted. 

The waitress sniffed as if he had offended her. "The Thirteen Terrible Decisions is thirteen pounds of the best quality beef, bacon, cheese, pickles, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, jalapenos, avocados, fries, fried eggs, spinach, and mango on a sesame seed bun."

She stopped for a breath.

"With a side order of chili cheese fries with the works, our largest soft drink and a milkshake with your choice of flavor. You're expected to eat all of this. You can take as long as you like but you can't leave your table and if you get sick you'll pay double price." She smirked