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My Sister’s Ultimate Simp
My Sister’s Ultimate Simp
Author: Steal A Star Candy

Chapter 1

Author: Steal A Star Candy
Wanda Stewart had taken my father's family name, while I, Gerald Lindt, had taken our mother's.

We were twins of opposite genders.

I was born seven minutes earlier than her, making me her legitimate biological elder brother.

No one at school knew this.

It wasn't exactly because our family relationship was complicated.

It was purely because on the first day of school, Wanda had stopped me at the school gate and solemnly enforced some rules.

"Do not call me your sister at school."

"Why not?"

"It'll affect my reputation."

I looked her up and down.

"Do you even have that?"

We even got into a fight after that.

From that day on, we treated each other like strangers in school.

I did everything, including sending her meals, delivering her water bottle, and tidying her study notes, because my mom paid me to do so.

She said that Wanda was of weak health and I should do my duty as her elder brother by taking care of her, especially since she was preparing for a game, which was rather taxing.

She would pay me 20 dollars to deliver breakfast and 30 dollars to accompany her for her morning run.

If I did it for one whole month, I was even promised a bonus.

I tolerated it for money.

It seemed almost too good to be true that Connor was giving me the perfect excuse to stop doing all of this.

I grabbed a pen and signed my name swiftly on the paper.

Connor was stunned.

He didn't expect me to drop Wanda like a hot potato.

His eyes narrowed into slits.

"You won't go back on your word, right?"

"Don't worry."

I handed the letter of guarantee back to him with both hands.

"Only a rascal will go back on his word."

Connor finally grinned at his victory.

He had Horace put the letter of guarantee on the bulletin board, take a photo, and post it online.

The photo was accompanied by a caption: [Someone finally knows his place. A simp should know his boundaries.]

I liked the post and left a comment: [I wish you every success in your confession. May you two have your happily ever after and be stuck with each other forever.]

Ten minutes later, my comment received over 300 sneering emojis in response.

Connor thought I was simply putting up a strong front and came all the way to me to pat me on my shoulders.

"Just cry it out if you're upset. We're all men. No one will laugh at you."

I shook my head and said honestly, "I'm not upset."

My mom had given me 600 dollars this month and put me in charge of all of Wanda's meals every day.

Today was my fifth day doing so.

Now that a third party had forcefully demanded that I stop working, I wouldn't need to return the money to my mom, would I?

I was engrossed in researching domestic labor laws when our homeroom teacher, Amy Schultz, walked in.

She saw the milk on the ground and furrowed her brows.

Connor immediately explained, "Ms. Schultz, Gerald Lindt deliberately spilled his breakfast all over himself to frame me just because Wanda is ignoring him."

My head snapped up.

No, my friend.

He had turned the situation against me faster than when my sister snatched the television remote from me.

Amy looked straight at me.

"Gerald, you've been harassing Wanda for so long. It's about time to stop.

"Wanda will be jointly hosting the school anniversary celebration tomorrow with Connor.

"I forbid you to go backstage or affect their rehearsal."

Connor added in a low voice, "Ms. Schultz, I'm worried he might steal Wanda's clothes again."

Amy’s face darkened.

She confiscated my backstage pass and hurried me off to clean up and stop acting pitiful.

I looked down at the back of my scalded hand.

I didn't know that an apology had the ability to turn back time.

I didn't know it could return the spilled milk back to its cup and make my scalds vanish.

I pulled out my phone and texted my mom.

[Mom, I signed a letter of guarantee and can't send meals to Wanda anymore.

[Going against the letter will affect the school's reputation.

[This is a major issue, and I suggest leaving Wanda to fend for herself from tomorrow night onward.]

My mom was still typing when the bell rang.

Amy pulled my phone away from my hand and locked it in her drawer.

"I'll keep your phone with me for two days. Come get it from me the day after tomorrow during the morning self-study period."

Before my screen turned dark, I managed to catch the first two words of my mom's reply.

[Approved…]

I sat back down in my seat.

Great.

My mom had approved it.

Wanda was still clueless about what was going on.

After returning from her volleyball match tomorrow, not only would she not have her meal delivered to her, but she would also see a "breakup agreement" signed by her beloved brother.

I hoped she would remain strong.

No sister would be able to handle being abandoned by her own brother.

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    After Connor was punished, a new tradition was suddenly established in school.Every single day, people would stare at Wanda and me whenever they walked past us.It felt as though they were trying to look for any evidence to prove the blood relation between us.Someone said we have the same eyebrows.Someone said we sound similar when scolding others.Someone summarized it most accurately."Both have that reckless disregard for others that makes you want to slap them."I agreed with the first half of the sentence.Wanda would have to take the credit for the second half.I managed to get my phone, bank card, and clothes back.However, I didn't manage to fish my house key out of the pond.The Grahams compensated me for locking me in, on top of my medical fees and monetary loss.The school also revised the regulations for confiscating items.Put simply, anyone who dared to take other people's house key would have to think hard about whether to bring the other party back home

  • My Sister’s Ultimate Simp   Chapter 9

    I listened to the recording three times.The first time round, I was shocked.The second time round, I was filled with doubt.The third time round, I started getting impressed.I had spoken those words indeed.Just not on the same day and not in the same context."Connor" was from yesterday's meeting."Withdraw from school" was from me trying to persuade my deskmate not to withdraw from the school club."I'll ruin" was from a class."His reputation" was from my accusation.The amount of editing work was insane.There was a level of craftsmanship evident amidst the intense hatred he harbored against me.After the recording was published, the tables turned once again.Connor also published a photo of his wrist wrapped up in gauze while he was in the hospital.He claimed that he was a victim of cyberbullying and no longer dared to return to school.Many guys who fancied Wanda started scolding me in the comments for being a control freak.They accused me of using my status

  • My Sister’s Ultimate Simp   Chapter 8

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  • My Sister’s Ultimate Simp   Chapter 7

    Although the post was not published, a screenshot of it had spread across the campus.Half an hour later, Connor's mother, Melissa David, rushed to the school.She hugged her son before turning to look at me."Are you the one who bullied Connor?"I looked down at myself.My school uniform was stained with soy milk and filth.My arm had scratches from wood splinters.I still had no idea where my phone, bank card, and house key were.Connor, on the other hand, was dressed in a smart suit, and his hair was still perfectly styled.Who exactly was the bully here? It was a question that was truly a test of one's eyesight.Amy quickly explained everything that had happened.Instead of scolding her son, Melissa looked at Wanda with furrowed brows."Connor had always thought that you had no blood relations with Gerald. Since you know that he likes you, why didn't you make it clear earlier?"Wanda found it ridiculous."How many sentences have I actually spoken to him in total up ti

  • My Sister’s Ultimate Simp   Chapter 6

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  • My Sister’s Ultimate Simp   Chapter 5

    The hall was so quiet, only the hum of the projector could be heard.Connor didn't even have time to wipe the look of pure devotion off his face before it stiffened into a hilarious meme.Horace was the first to react."Impossible. You two don't even have the same last name."Wanda cast him a glance."I took my Dad's last name while he took Mom's. Is that against the law?"Horace opened his mouth but couldn't utter a single word.Someone in the audience had already started looking through old posts on the school's social media page."No wonder Gerald can enter the Stewarts' house.""No wonder he has the house key and bank card.""So, that tank top really does belong to his sister?""Goodness, what have we been watching all along?"I held the microphone up and added helpfully, "Pure cotton, three for 89 dollars including shipping."Wanda's face darkened with embarrassment. "Shut up, Gerald.""Oh."It looked like she wanted me to reveal even more details.Connor finally

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