17-Oh Baby

~Octavius~

If these women don't knock it off, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Here I am, just trying to be a dad, when all of a sudden, I feel that tingling sensation starting in the pit of my stomach.

I knew that was just the beginning. Now I'm sweating like a she-wolf in heat in the middle of July.

"Daddy, you look funny." Lucas and I are sitting on the floor, playing with blocks while my dad sits on the couch. I guess I should say Lucas is playing with blocks. He's doing a fantastic job making tall towers while I am half-tempted to jump through the window, butt ass naked. I'm usually pretty good at making things up from the top of my head, but I have no idea what to say to him.

"Do you need to go poo poo, Daddy? It's not good to hold it, remember?" Lucas whispers so the staff doesn't hear my personal business. My son is too smart for his own good.

"You're right, buddy. I should go to the potty. I'll be right back." I get up from the floor and tell my dad to keep an eye on him wh