"I know you’re afraid, honey," Mum said to Christle some years ago, “but now that you have your WAEC, you can take some university classes in the evening whenever you are ready. It doesn't matter even if you are yet to be admitted. At least, your senior secondary school certificate will be serving a useful purpose."
“University classes? Mum, give me a break. You know I can't do that,” Christle snapped.
“Christle, don’t talk to your mother like that! She’s just trying to encourage you to become a better person in the society," Uncle Max scolded. He was spending the holidays with us at that time. It was a day before Christmas.
Christle sighed. “I know and I am sorry about everything. I just- I just saw my WAEC results yesterday and everyone is forcing me to take responsibilities I don't want to take."
“I’m sorry,” Mum said softly. “I just meant, you know, it would help you meet people.&
I had another weird dream today about a substance called, The Garbage. It was a long dream that I can remember as if I had relieved it several years ago. I was in it. Living it and watching everything unfold in the dream. It all started in a small place where I stood with a girl who was supposedly my best friend. Her name was Leah while my name was Drake.. I am going to narrate how I felt in the dream. Once again, I am going to act differently so I can give meaning to my dream. This is how it began."What is wrong with you? " I asked my best friend Leah. I looked up to see her staring at my wristwatch with concern."What? Oh.. nothing. Just low on The Garbage is all. I will be fine" she still looked concerned but doesn't bring it up. See, The Garbage is an expensive medicine that The Breathers sell to us. The Breathers are kind of like the government. The Garbage is the only way to be happy, without it, we would live in absolute devastation. At least, that's what
Soccer match, homemade fried chicken, a bottle of malt and hot apple cider. I was looking forward to this all day with the hope that I would finally get to give my stomach a treat of a lifetime. I just survived one of the most exciting and stressful hours of my life, and was so relieved to know that it was finally over and it would be a long time before I would go through that amount of stress in my life again. Recently, Tuesday has been my favorite day of the week. It meant no homework, no much classwork, less amount of school periods and no Uncle Max around. Ever since Uncle Max started volunteering at a children center with Miss Bisi a week ago, I have been spending more and more time alone in the house. I had the whole house to myself and I was free to do whatever I wanted.Tuesday meant freedom. It meant the whole wide world to me. It meant jumping from a tall mountain only to realize that you didn't jump at all when you thought that you did. Tuesday was awesome. It was
“Oh, pizza! That would be wonderful to eat,” Goodness exclaimed as I walked through the front door. “I hope it is mushroom!”“It is,” I grinned.“You are home late today. Did you have fun at school today?” Uncle Max asked.“Yeah we did have fun. I and Goodness had fun,” I put the box of half-eaten pizza on the kitchen table and grabbed a plate of rice off the counter.“You just had pizza,” Uncle Max laughed. "Have I not warned you about eating too much. You will have a stomach problem if you eat too much."“But…it is just a plate of rice. Besides, you can't compare pizza to a plate of rice,” I laughed. "Pizza is like a snack but rice is like a main meal. It is a carbohydrate designed to make us stronger.""Fat not stronger. Carbohydrates are designed to make you fat and not stronger as you imagine in
In the evening, Delaney called the phone that Uncle Max gave me to manage. The phone rang more than three times before I picked up the call."Hello," I said. "How can I help you?""It is me, Perer. Don't act as if you don't know who I am," Delaney said."What do you want? I have made it clear to you that I am not interested in being friends with you again. Don't you understand?""I do understand but I have something to say. Can I come over to your uncle's house?""No! Don't come over. I am not interested in starting a friendship with you. Please stay where you are and leave me in peace."I heard a knock on the door. It was brief."Who is that?" I yelled."Someone," the person behind the door replied."What can I do for you?" I asked."I have a message for you. A message from someone special."At that moment, I thought the person on the door was referring to Katy. At that moment, I felt like floating i
Today, I spent more time studying mathematics and it was fun. I discovered something that will live in my mind for a long time.It is funny how you could discover a lot of things in little things that matter. I am very much aware that my interest in math has slowly reduced and has been replaced by a sudden call in the literary world because of my diary but it is beautiful to discover that even in literature, math has its place. Great men like Leonardo Da Vinci, Francis Bacon and Sir Isaac Newton proved this by fusing both fields wonderfully.After reading the book, Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown some days ago, I learnt of the Fibonacci series. A complex but very simple set of numbers that increase progressively by the addition of two preceding numbers. The Fibonacci series can be written in the order 1,1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89 etc. Here you would notice that, before the first 1 is nothing, so we can say nothing + 1=1 and 1+1=2, also 1+2=3, 2+3=5, 3+5=8 and s
My JAMB exam was today, which meant that i was going to take a long bus ride to the other part of the state, Nsukka. There would be students like me, probably secondary students or students who had left secondary school some ago because they were not privileged to gain admission into a reputable university. When I got to the venue of my exam, I saw girls and boys sitting on plastic chairs with their eyes fixed towards the entrance of the exam hall. They were all seriously thinking about the questions that awaited them in the exam hall.For me, JAMB exam was not something to be worried about. Since I spent a good number of hours preparing for the exam, I was confident that I would do pretty well."We don't have enough time in there, just imagine. Only two hours to answer more than one hundred and fifty questions. I hope I did well," a boy of about my age said to his female friend as they passed where I sat."How was the exam?" I asked. "Was it
Today was women's day. The eighth day of March. The day after I wrote my JAMB exam. The day after I left Dorothy because of what she had said to me.I thought of calling Mum today so I could tell her how much I missed her and how much I loved her but I didn't. I couldn't call her and tell her how much I loved her because I felt I didn't love her enough to tell her that.Whenever people composed beautiful words like, a man is only consciously aware of love when he is about to lose someone, they were usually right, but could they also mean that if he is not in a situation of losing someone he may not feel love?The days of creating spaces about love in my mind were far gone. Each passing day as I watch the hairs in my armpit and pubic region multiply, I have come to realize that I am getting closer to adulthood than I had expected. Yet, I was still the same old me - boring.Today, I didn't want to spend most of my time thinking about the many reasons
I spent a great deal time of contemplating whether I should join an agnostic meeting in my neighbourhood or not. Finally, I succumbed to the desires of my mind and attended the meeting.Being a newcomer can be weird sometimes. You see a lot of faces staring at you inquisitively. You see a lot of people talking to each other and looking at your direction as if you are going to figure out what they are saying about you by merely looking back at them.I felt lonely in the meeting until i met someone that didn't look like a Nigerian. He was a Cameroonian."Hey," I greeted the Cameroonian lad I had already concluded as my new friend."Hello," He waved back at me."I thought you were from Nigeria until I had to take a good look at you for more than fifteen minutes.""Cameroon and Nigeria are not that far," the Cameroonian lad replied."A Bakassi border is all there is," I intoned, sounding intelligent for my age."Well,