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Chapter 34: Happy Birthday
Joanna's POV
"Wake up!" I heard someone yell close to my ear, so loud that it destroyed my peaceful slumber.
I groaned and turned to see who had the guts to wake me up on that fine morning but my vission was still blurry in which I rubbed my eyes and blinked, so as to get accustomed to the brightness.
I then tried foccussing my eyesight on the culprit when I felt ice cold water being dumped on me.
"Holy shit!" I blurted, while water droplets ran down my body.
"Happy birthday sister!" Elvis said with a grin, before he ran out of my room at top speed.
"That big bag of shit, I'm so gonna kill him," I muttered under my breath and headed for the stairs as I tried to squeeze the wetness off my soaked shirt.
Its kind of a tradition over here in Nigeria to pour water on the celebrant on their birthday, but that only h
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