And-and-and…! Now that he thought about it… That fateful morning a few days back, which he dared not recall… Ah, ah! If the other truly saw him as his little brother, how would the punishment for accidentally touching his tin-tin be to jerk him off?! A big brother should be protective of his younger brother and not want to do “this and that” with him!!!
What bullshit about taking responsibility and good bros helping each other out!?! He had thought Levi was less conservative about such things, but as it turned out, this shameless thing was just coming up with excuses to eat his tofu this entire time!!! (ꐦ °Д°) Bloody hell!! For all he knew, this horndog might have intentionally been sticking his shaft up his ass!!!
Wait… (≖_≖)
Levi’s spider-sense suddenly tingled, and he couldn’t help but cautiously ask, “Baby? What’s wrong?”
Noah did not respond, for he had just realized a glaring problem that he had previously missed! Back then, when that indecent thing between the two of them happened, the cause of it…!
Ah, ah!!! He, Noah, didn't touch Levi’s PP because of his dream – he had that dream because someone was poking his ass with his dick!!! (ꐦ °Д°) The scoundrel acted as if he had been wronged when it had been him who stuck his hardon where it didn't belong in the first place!!!
Fricking fuck!!! He had been tricked and eaten clean!!! (ノ꒪Д꒪)ノ︵ ┻━┻
He had been worrying that he would bend this brother-in-law of his, but it turned out the man had been as bent as a mosquito coil from the very beginning!!! And it was him, Noah, who ended up getting bent by this rogue instead!!!
How was this a cute and adorkable puppy of an older brother?! This was clearly a ravenous wolf in sheep’s clothing! A hungry wolf that now held the title of his legally wedded spouse!!!
Noah's three world views collapsed at that moment.
‘Beam me up, Blackie! I want to go home!!’ QAQ
Blackie, ^_^ “Alright, beaming up in 3–”
Noah, “No, wait! Stop!! (っ °Д °;)っ I–I–I was just–just joking…” (¬з¬)
Blackie, “Me too. ^_^ You can’t honestly think I’d beam you up just because you asked for it?”
Noah, (눈_눈) “…”
Levi keenly felt a change in his baby’s mood. At first, his precious darling was shy and sticky, but then his body turned rigid, and he clutched at Levi’s shirt as if he wanted to strangle it.
His Levi-sense was tingling! Uh-oh! His baby was mad!
And indeed, as soon as the doors of the room were firmly shut–
“Astar Levi!!!” Noah snarled and pushed himself out of Levi’s arms.
Levi looked down at his darling’s cutely wrinkled nose, “ferociously” glaring watery eyes and pouting puffy red lips.
“…” Levi’s mouth twitched, and he swallowed hard.
“You-you-you…!” Not knowing how to appropriately express his outrage, Noah stomped his feet. He was this mad, yet this rogue was still thinking about eating him up!!!
Levi felt wronged too. It’s not like he thought about eating his baby up all the time! But how would he not feel his inner fire stirring with such a mouthwatering sight in front of him?!
Alas, his baby was mad right now. Ergo, now was not the time to indulge in his own desires but to placate his angry little kitten. Levi closed his eyes for a moment, trying to adjust his own mental state. After releasing all of his pent-up emotions in a long sigh, he opened his eyes again to face his angry little darling.
“Mn? What is it, baby?” Levi tilted his head in confusion, but the look in his eyes showed only endless adoration and indulgence. Though he didn’t know which exact thing provoked his baby’s ire this time, he was 100% sure it was something he himself did. Ergo, he was totally ready to admit his wrongs and coax his precious darling.
However, this time, seeing that loving look only made Noah’s indignation soar higher, “You tricked me!!!”
“Oh,” Levi suddenly understood. His lovely little froggy finally realized Levi had been boiling him in warm water all along. Levi nodded his head internally. Yep. Just like he thought. 100% his fault.
However, instead of admitting his wrongs, this time, Levi gave his puffed-up baby a deep look and righteously explained, “Ah, baby, that’s not quite right. I haven’t been tricking you but seducing you. There is a big difference, ah!”
Then he continued to stare at Noah with a half-reproachful, half-wronged look that nearly spelled out, ‘Ah, baby, how could you not know the difference between tricking and seducing? You can’t wrongfully accuse me like this!’
Dumbfounded Noah, “…” ( ꒪Д꒪)
Levi peeked at his speechless baby and figured now was the right time to move on to the second step of ‘placating his baby’ plan. He took advantage of Noah’s daze to pull him into his arms once again and smoothly moved onto step three.
“Baby, I love you~” Levi softly cooed, and before the other could respond, he lowered his head to gently kiss those lovely eyes, and nose, and pink cheeks. He even managed to peck that puffy pout before Noah woke up from his shock.
Noah lightly hammered Levi’s chest with his fist a few times. However, as he didn’t wish to actually hurt the other, once this “attack” reached Levi, instead of being painful, it was ticklish. Like an angry kitten striking its owner with its fluffy paws.
Noah stared with his wide, angry eyes at this tall husband of his, heaving in outrage. He really didn’t know what to do about this shameless rogue of a husband!
Anger bubbled inside of him, yet so did happiness. He thought Levi was bad and needed to be punished. But at the same time, he also thought this husband of his was very lovely, and he didn’t wish to do anything that would hurt him or make him sad.
He thought he should push the other away and teach him a lesson, but at the same time, he enjoyed the other’s stickiness and intimacy, so he felt reluctant to do so.
As a result, one fuming Noah-kitten stood there, allowing himself to be fondled, conflicted about how to respond to the “assault”.
Levi alternated between stroking his baby’s back and his fluffy head. And every once in a while, he’d drop a pious kiss on his baby’s face or hair. Even though his lower half had half-hardened at an unknown time, from start to end, Levi kept all his touches gentle and loving, not attempting to move onto something more steamy.
Seeing how considerate and patient Levi was, even though his lower half clearly felt uncomfortable and unsatisfied, Noah felt helpless. His eyes made circles from left to right, but he just couldn’t come up with any suitable punishment for this naughty husband of his.
‘Hmph! Fine then! You think I don't have a temper?! You are wrong! I so do have a temper! Just wait! I’ll properly deal with you after the wedding! And you know what? Since you made me angry, I'm not gonna accept your love confession! Hmph! That ought to teach you!’ Noah raised his chin and huffily turned his head away.
However, when this series of actions fell into Levi’s eyes, they were instead interpreted as “Mad! So mad! Extremely mad! You better coax me, human! Otherwise, you get no fluffy fluff!”
Levi’s chest rumbled, but soon his involuntary chuckle turned into a sigh. He tightened his arms around Noah, buried his nose into Noah’s fragrant hair, and murmured, “Baby, how can you be so lovely? I really don’t know what to do with you.”
Noah lowered his head with burning cheeks. ‘Likewise!’ (≖ ‸ ≖) He internally huffed and puffed, but he too really didn’t know what to do with this husband of his!
He knew he should be really mad at Levi, but he couldn’t hold onto this anger. Like a punctured balloon, no matter how he tried to stoke the flames underneath it, the hot air just kept passing right through! He had clearly been tricked and taken advantage of, but instead of feeling angry and vengeful, he felt… a bit happy. (⁄ ⁄> ﹏ <⁄ ⁄) Being wanted by the person one liked… wasn’t it normal that his little heart felt super sugary-sweet? This husband of his might be a shameless scoundrel, but… but his heart was in the right place… (/≧ω\) Bah, forget it. They were a pair of legally wedded husbands now. There was no point holding on to a petty grudge like this. If it weren't for Levi's aggressive pursuit, who knows when he would have realized that he liked Levi. A pure-minded worldborn like him might have gone on for years thinking that the two of them had a touching brotherhood between them. He’d much rather be taken advantage of than to put Levi
Author Note: Before you continue reading this chapter, if you are not familiar with the song "The Final Countdown" by Europe, you should go listen to it on youtube (https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw). When a tune / beat is mentioned in this chapter, you should imagine the start of this song. --- With an upturn of his lips, Noah reached his slender hand towards a waiter who was passing by, elegantly snatching a wine glass from his tray. Then he motioned a toast towards the people present and took a small yet somehow alluring sip. The sweet red wine stained Noah’s lips a darker shade of red as if rouge. His pink tongue quickly licked it off as if a kitten lapping up milk, leaving his pink lips glossy and especially enticing. Levi and Trey, to the right and left of him, stiffened. And much to Levi’s outrage, even a couple of old farts in front couldn’t help but swallow hard. Really made Levi want to beat people up until even their mot
The only two whose smiles remained just as radiant throughout were Maery and Levi. Levi had no intention to hide his good mood, and after a week-long practice, he had already learned the proper method to deal with facial cramps. Thus, he kept happily showing off his little “wife” to everyone for the entire day and night, clearly proclaiming his ownership for all eyes to see. And, of course, he also took a few nibbles of his baby’s tofu here and there for good measure. And to help him endure ‘til the full course meal… o(≧▽≦)o And there were even a few legit couple activities scheduled where he could righteously smother his baby! Such as cutting the cake together. (Heh heh, his little kitty had such soft little paws! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)) Maery, too, was almost as ecstatic as Levi. On the one hand, she couldn’t be happier that this wedding wasn’t hers and Levi’s, especially after seeing how happy the two of her favorite boys were together. And on the other han
Shaw’s usually gentle and collected demeanor cracked and fell apart in that instant. “I’m a straight man! A straight man!!!” Desperation was practically leaking out of his red-rimmed eyes as he looked around. “Do I not look straight?? Tell me, do I not look straight?! Where do I look like a gentle and caring ‘top’?!?” “…” The trio of gay “tops”, who also mistook this so-called straight man as their brethren, exchanged a constipated look. (; ゚ 3゚ )~♪ “Uh…” Trey ran his hand through his spiky black hair, “I know how you feel. I get mistaken for a straight man all the time…” “Yes, yes, that’s normal.” Fynn echoed, “No one has their sexuality written on their face…” “Straight bro, don’t be sad, ah! We accept all sexualities into the heartbroken club!” Case unreservedly directed a welcoming look to this comrade whose crush, just like her brother, couldn’t even recognize the sexuality of her admirer for so many years. “Welcome, welcome. Here, have another d
When those husky words reached Noah’s pink ears, the messy thoughts running through his head screeched to a halt, and so did his racing heart. Time stood still as two pairs of eyes gazed into one another. One pair watery, the other blazing, yet both equally mesmerized. After several long, silent beats, Noah’s heart leaped from stand-still to a full gallop, pounding against his rib cage like a drum. Warmth spread from his chest outwards, melting away all of his worries as if snow, leaving behind a puddle of pure joy. Noah’s red abused lips unconsciously curled up in a small sweet smile, so captivating it nearly stole Levi’s soul away. The little incubus stared up at Levi with flushed cheeks and bright glistening eyes, his loose tie hanging around his neck like a ribbon on a present about to be unwrapped. His wrapping, already half torn, now revealed the entirety of his slender neck and delicate collarbones. And as the upper half of his smooth white chest moved with hi
Levi’s lower half throbbed in need, and yet instead of taking his darling, he could only take a long and deep breath to calm down the blood churning within his veins. In the end… ah, what could this pitiful horny husband do when this cockblocker just happened to be his own precious darling?? He could only indulge his mischievous little wife for now and get his payback in bed later… And besides, his baby had a point... He, Levi, must be all sweaty and smelly after an entire day of festivities… Ah, this wouldn’t do! >︿< His baby liked cleanliness! He must be nothing less than fragrant and sparkly clean for his precious darling! Their first time had to be perfect! His baby was already feeling reluctant and shy and fearful about their first time, so he, Levi, had to work extra hard to soothe and please his darling! ‘But, wait…’ Levi’s eyes narrowed in suspicion. Why was he suddenly getting a sense of déjà vu? (≖_≖) Say… di
Noah rolled on the bed, wrapping himself with sheets until only his head peeked out. Now that his mistake in apparel was perfectly covered up with bedsheets, this little red caterpillar rolled over to the edge of the bed and let out a breath of relief. “Ah, Blackie! Perfect timing!” ‘Uh-oh!’All of Blackie’s virtual hair stood on its end. His host ignored the roasting and even appreciated Blackie’s uncalled-for appearance?? This did not sound good!(っ°Д °;)っ“…Host… did the gravity of your current situation make your mind snap?! Ah, ah! Calm down! Don’t lose it! I’ll administer emergency sanity-preserving measures right away!” Noah’s response was as dull as Blackie feared it would be! He did not snap at Blackie or even curse him back! Instead, he solemnly declared, “Yes, yes. Measures need to be administered ASAP! Quickly! Knock me out cold before Levi comes ba
Astar Levi stood frozen in place, staring holes into a thick clump of shiny brown hair peeking out of the crimson sheets. Levi’s chicken burrito must have remembered the existence of multiple bathrooms in the bungalow because the strands loosely framing his lovely face were damp. They cast shadows over the little one’s cheeks and eyes, making him look all the more delicate, like a little angel. A sleeping angel. Levi: “…”(。_。) Noah: “…”(*ᴗ˳ᴗ*) Levi: “…Baby?”( •᷄⌓•᷅)‘…please tell me you are just resting your eyes while awaiting my return?’ Noah: “……” (*ᴗ˳ᴗ*) Levi: “…Wifey?”ಠ_ಠ Noah: “…………” (*ᴗ˳ᴗ*) Levi:(ꐦ°Д°