LOGIN“Hey man, let’s go. I’m damn famished.”
And there it was again, the shoulder hit. What was this guy’s obsession with smacking shoulders? Every time Dave hit me, it felt like a jab to my taped-up chest.
I was already in the worst mood possible, with cramps, mood swings, and the growing fear that I was probably stained. If I stood up right now, I would be toast. Might as well wave goodbye to this place and say hello to prison.
“You go ahead,” I said with a weak smile. “I just wanna get familiar with the place.”
“If you say so, man. See you around.”
And just like that, he was gone. One by one, the others started leaving. I kept my head low, trying not to shift in my seat. But then I heard that annoying voice.
I turned slowly.
Of course, it was her, the girl who took my seat earlier, and now, she was blatantly flirting with him. My savior.
From the look on his face, he couldn’t care less. He looked like he was watching paint dry.
Can they both just get the fuck out already?
As if he heard me, Jimmy stood up and walked out. She followed like a lost puppy.
I waited a bit, then quickly peeled off my black jacket and tied it around my waist like a makeshift shield. Head down, I slipped out of class and straight to my room.
Crisis successfully dodged.
But for how long?
*****
I didn’t know how long I had slept, but when I opened my eyes, the cramps had cooled off. Thank God for painkillers and hot water. I rolled onto my side, stretching a little…
OMG!
Balls.
Naked, jiggling, out there. Dave was fresh out of the shower, humming to himself while creaming his body like this was some damn skincare commercial.
I felt… violated.
Wait, did I seriously just say that?
I swallowed hard. I had planned to get up earlier to pee, but with the hefty equipment I just witnessed, I was now glued to my bed by pure fear. That thing had weight. Gravity-defying mass.
What the hell?
I squeezed my eyes shut, trying to erase the image, but nope. It was burned in there. Sleep, just sleep it off, Irish.
*****
By the next morning, it was like I had been in this school for weeks. The nerves were still there, but less this time. The lectures were easier to follow, and I’d even caught myself laughing once or twice.
And yes, I finally got to know his name.
Jimmy.
Jimmy the Savior. Had a ring to it.
Thanks to my so-called new girlfriend, Lilly, I got the full tea. Apparently, he was the CEO of a tech company by 22, and now, at 26, he was back to get another degree. He is hot and rich, of course, every girl wants him.
Too bad I wouldn’t get to taste a single drop of that fine wine.
Irish! Behave!
“Idris, have you been listening?” Lilly snapped her fingers in front of my face.
That’s her, Lilly the Loud girl. This girl could talk through a hurricane and still be heard. Honestly, she’s in the wrong major. Journalism is calling.
Then the last professor walked in and, no lie, I nearly burst out laughing.
What in fashion hell is this?
Orange pants, purple shirt, yellow tie. Man looked like a Skittles commercial gone wrong.
“Today we’ll talk about predictive analytics,” he announced. “Any ideas, anyone?”
I knew this one. Quite easy.
I raised my hand and started talking. Words spilled out of me before I even realized. I was on a roll, until I wasn’t.
Suddenly, the whole class was staring at me.
Oh no. I bit my lip, praying the earth would swallow me whole.
Then the professor clapped. “Boy, you are so good. Jimmy, looks like you’ve got a competitor now. Well done, boy.”
Competitor?
What kind of setup was this?
Why would he compare me to Zeus? I mean, Jimmy. Zeus is just what I call him in my head now.
I didn’t dare look up. I forced a smile and kept my eyes locked on the open notebook in front of me.
Class ended, finally.
“Hey, man. Let’s go.” I tapped Dave’s shoulder, just wanting to get back to the room and hide.
He turned around, smiling widely. “We have a match in 20 minutes, and you, my man, are on my team. I can’t wait to see those skills come out in play.”
Skills?
Oh. Shit.
I’d told him I was good at football. Lied straight through my teeth just to seem tough. A bad cover for all my other soft spots.
“I…”
“Come on, man! Let's get changed. We’ve got this!”
Before I knew it, we were in the dressing room.
He tossed me a jersey.
I stared at it like it was a death sentence.
The shorts were short, tight, and form-fitting.
No way.
Wearing this would put my ass on full display, and my taped chest wasn’t ready for this level of bounce.
“I’m good like this,” I blurted. “Let’s show them what we’ve got out there!”
What the hell was I saying?
I sounded like I was drunk in panic.
But it was too late.
We were already walking toward the pitch.
Irish, brace for the absolute worst. The teams lined up. The ref blew the whistle, and just as I took one step…
BAM!
A heavy thud slammed right into my forehead. Everything spun and went dark.
JIMMYI couldn’t explain the level of pain I was going through when I heard her say those words.Just seconds ago, I was happy, thinking Irish and I would finally be together without putting up a fight. It felt like a piece of me left the moment I watched her walk out through that door with her hands intertwined with his.She chose him, not me.My phone couldn’t stop vibrating, and I already knew who the caller was… Mum. I only prayed my body could carry me to her.And in no time, I was standing right in her room.“Son, you can’t fire him like that. I love him. I finally get to experience what true love is all about. Please, don’t do this to me.”Her two hands were folded. I just couldn’t believe she was crying over him.“I get it, the sex was good. Daddy isn’t emotionally available, but you can’t be with him. Everything is wrong about it. Choose someone else. You can’t have this baby, Mum. Please, don’t make it harder than it is.”She wasn’t having it. Neither would she stop sobbing.
IRISHI noticed how Diego disentangled himself from the hug and said whatever he said to her.I am now curious to know their relationship. From the way she couldn’t take her hands off him, Diego seems important to her.I entered the car, and he didn’t waste time starting it and hitting the road.“I met Bella late last year in the Maldives during my long vacation. We had fun for the four months I spent over there. I left. I didn’t believe in being accountable… until you came along.”“Oh.”That was the only thing I could mutter. I didn’t bother asking where we were heading for the staycation. I just wanted to get rid of my clothes and have a cold bath.I can’t tell how long we had been on the road because I fell asleep at some point. But the car finally stopped, and I followed him.It had a beach setting, with bamboo houses, just what I needed.I followed Diego to the room where we would stay for the week.And to my surprise, everything I needed throughout my vacation was here. Down to
IRISH“Just ignore her, she is only bitter because I turned her down. You know, Lilly isn’t my type. I just don’t know how to let her go.”Not even in my weirdest imagination would I ever think a day would come when I’d have to defend the size of my supposed dick.David was still looking at me like he didn’t believe me.“You have to do something about this allegation. Sleep with any of her friends and watch her spread your gospel.”“I think missionary style should make a statement. Make sure it hits right in her womb. Very aggressive.”Now, I wish Jimmy could give me his cork for this mission.Just then, Dave saw Anne walking by and ran over to her. Seems like someone is finally trying to be responsible.I was walking outside when I bumped into someone. My bad! I was zooming in on a picture to see what a 2-inch cork looks like.“I am sorry, I wasn’t looking.”“Clearly you weren’t! You dumbass one inch.”That was the new girl, Bella. And she just referred to me as one inch. Lilly will
IRISHI knew I needed to leave her room immediately, it was all a trick all along. Did she feel the walls of my cunts?The flirty look on Lilly’s face suddenly disappeared, and I took advantage of her astonishment and left the room.Let’s hope she didn’t suspect anything because I will be doomed.******Another day, and I woke up a little bit cranky and tired. Nicki now spends practically all her time with her new boyfriend.The door opened, and Diego came inside with a tray of food.“You know I could be naked or anything. You should have knocked.”“Good morning to you, too,” he said, placing the tray of hot steamy chocolate and a sandwich on the bed.“If I see you naked, it is only right you see mine. Don’t worry, I have had a glimpse of how your body looks.”Was that supposed to be funny? Thinking of it now, will I really give my body to him?What if I try kissing him… maybe it will help me forget about Jimmy. I brought out my hands and smelled my morning breath.Argh! That didn’t
IRISHJimmy was scoffing. Only if he knew what Diego was capable of. I know I’ve always wanted that K-drama moment where two men fight over me, but this one wasn’t romance, but this was war. “Your woman? Oh please,” Jimmy scoffed. “Enough of the charade. Irish loves me as much as I love her. Enough of the drama, take it elsewhere.”My mouth almost dropped to the floor.Diego stayed calm. He smiled at him, walked over, and before I could even process what was happening… Bam!A punch straight to Jimmy’s face.“Oh crap!”Jimmy was staggering like he was walking out of heaven’s gate. His eyes were squeezed shut. Oh no, did he go blind? Did Diego permanently blind him?I stood there stunned for a whole year in 10 seconds. Then Diego approached Jimmy a second time, arm raised again, so I did the only reasonable thing: I took the blow.The punch landed on my face, my eyes rolled. I literally saw tiny stars dancing salsa.Dear heavens, accept my soul.“Shit! Are you okay? It wasn’t meant fo
JIMMY“I can explain. It is not what you think.”Montana immediately rushed over to me, but I pushed her away.“You won’t dare,” I snapped. “I heard every single thing. And I’ll ask you this question once, heaven help you if you dare lie to me.”I swallowed, my breath uneven.“Is Jayden my biological son?”She started sobbing, and somehow the tears made me even angrier. I hit my hand on the reading table, making her flinch.“No… he is not,” she whispered. “But trust me, you’re the only one fit to be his father, Jimmy. You love him, right?”I closed my eyes and held my fist so tight my nails dug into my palm. I opened my mouth to say something, anything, but the words wouldn’t form.Her stepfather left the room. Good, he wasn’t my business. She was.“Am I such a fool?” My voice cracked, sounding like a plea instead of a question.“No, no… you’re not a fool. You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m so sorry. I just wanted Jayden to have you as his father.”My fingers were







