LOGINOn the third day after the wealthy Silva family took me back, the fake heiress pushed me off the twenty-eighth floor. As I plummeted toward the ground, I was so thrilled that I actually applauded her. I was a little zombie who had been stuck in the mortal world for three hundred years. Food tasted like nothing. Sleep brought no comfort. Even a little sunshine made me emit smoke. In my next life, all I wanted was to be an ordinary person who could enjoy fine food and sleep in on lazy mornings. The Grim Reaper had told me that as soon as this body was well and truly dead, I could be reincarnated. As such, I tried hanging myself, jumping into rivers and even sneaking into a crematorium to lie down in a furnace. However, the rope snapped, the river was too shallow and the crematorium’s furnace was shut down for emergency maintenance. The King of Hell would not take me, and even Heaven refused to accept me! Now, with the ground rushing toward me, I closed my eyes in contentment. This time, I had it in the bag. Thud! The mall downstairs was celebrating its anniversary, and I landed squarely in the middle of a giant inflatable cake. I did not just survive the fall. I did not even mess up my hair. By the time my three older brothers arrived, the fake heiress was already crying so hard she looked ready to pass out. “Bianca said that if she died, you’d hate me for the rest of your lives…” James stared at me coldly. “Risking your life just to compete for affection? How childish can you get?” I pulled my head out of the cake and could not help sighing. Childish? That very evening, the fake heiress showed up with another bowl of tonic laced with poison. “Bianca, let’s make up.” The moment I caught the unmistakable smell of rat poison, my eyes lit up. She failed, refused to make excuses, reviewed her mistakes overnight and proactively switched strategies. Now that was efficiency. That was ambition. She was more qualified than anyone else to be the darling of a wealthy family. I downed the tonic in one gulp and clasped her hands, deeply moved. “Talia, the Silva family can live without me, but it absolutely cannot live without you!”
View MoreBefore I could be reincarnated, Grim Reaper Fern had me choose a basic package for my next life.He laid three forms on the table.‘Wealthy Family: Fierce competition. Eighty-year waiting list.’‘Genius Life: High risk of premature balding. Significant psychological stress.’‘Ordinary Family: Random assignment. Results in five minutes.’I chose the third option without hesitation. After three hundred years as a zombie, I learned one thing — the most important things in life were not money or intelligence. It was good health and a healthy appetite.Grim Reaper Fern asked if I had any special requirements.“I do. My heart has to beat. My tongue has to be able to taste food and I don’t want to sleep in a coffin.”He checked off each item on the form.“Anything else?”I pondered for a moment.“Preferably, my new family shouldn’t have the family name Silva.”His pen paused for a second. “I can guarantee that.”Once my application was submitted, everything went black. When I
My ashes were never brought back to the Silva family.Victoria wanted to bury me in the Silva family cemetery, but James found a list of my final wishes in the notes app on my phone.There were only three things listed.‘First, scatter my ashes wherever. Don’t take up the cemetery space. Paying a mortgage while dead is a terrible investment.’‘Second, don’t waste your money burning fake cash for me. Once I’m reincarnated, there’s no guarantee I’ll recognize that currency.’‘Third, I’d love to have a burger with extra cheese, and some fries. You can set it in front of my grave, but preferably eat it right away. Don’t waste food.’The Silva family spent the entire day arguing over it. In the end, Matheus bought a plot of land overlooking the river, while Harriet took charge of ordering the burger.When the delivery driver arrived at the cemetery, he looked thoroughly confused.“Who ordered the deluxe cheeseburger with fries?”I was immediately offended. Why would anyone order a
The Silva family stubbornly refused to have my body cremated.James searched far and wide, consulting experts at home and abroad in an attempt to repair my burned cells.Meanwhile, Byron locked himself in the lab, studying my blood samples day and night without sleep. He was convinced that if he could uncover the secret behind my regenerative abilities, I could still wake up.I floated in twice a day to check on things. Once to make sure he had not made any breakthroughs, and once to make sure my corpse had not suddenly sat up.Life was wonderfully fulfilling.On the third day, Byron finally collapsed in front of his lab bench. When a nurse helped him up, he was still clutching the consent form I signed for the blood collection.My signature was huge and terribly messy. It was as though I was afraid they would change their minds at the last minute.He stared at those two characters before suddenly asking the nurse, “Why was she so happy that day?”The nurse hesitated for a mome
The Grim Reaper’s family name was Fern.He explained that the reincarnation system needed seven days to clear the corrupted data because I had overstayed my time in the mortal world.During those seven days, I was free to go wherever I pleased. My first request was to visit a burger restaurant.Fern rejected it outright. “Ghosts can’t eat.”I refused to give up.“What about just smelling the food?”“Smell it too much and you’ll develop an attachment to the mortal world. Keep that up and you’ll turn into a vengeful spirit.”After some thought, I decided to stay at the Silva residence and watch the drama unfold.After all, they were crying louder with every passing minute. It was more entertaining than any TV show.The police soon took Talia into custody. She clung to Victoria’s legs, refusing to let go.“Mom, I’m the daughter you’ve raised for eighteen years. I didn’t know Bianca would actually die. She did it on purpose! She knew that lock would kill her. Why didn’t she tell






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