I hid my smile and took my phone. “Seriously. Is she pregnant?”
He shook his head. “After the last few days, thank god she isn’t. The day she does get pregnant, I’m going on a nine-month-long vacation. Now, before she marches over here and strings my balls from the pier, go to fucking Starbucks. I’m going to get Tylenol and a nap.”
I got in my car, laughing loud



