NICOCHAPTER 3: THE SASHA PROBLEMNICOThe first thing I notice when I wake up isn’t the sunlight or the birds or whatever poetic crap normal people notice.It’s my dick.And it’s very, very awake.I lie there for a minute, staring at the ceiling like maybe the ceiling will explain why I’m starting my day like this. It doesn't. Morning wood is supposed to be random biology, right? Well, mine’s got a name, an address, and an ego the size of RussiaSasha.Why the hell would it be him?I glare at my dick “Seriously, dude?”My subconscious has apparently decided to run an exclusive early morning Sasha programme. Broad shoulders, lean waist, arms that could snap me in half but probably wouldn’t because he enjoys dragging it out. I can practically feel the weight of him, the heat. And those hands…God, those hands. Big enough to palm my throat. Strong enough to hold me there. I squeeze my eyes shut, and yeah, that’s a bad idea, because now I’m picturing it.And now I’m doing something abo
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