"No... no! No! You guys lied to me!" I screamed when I saw the large sign in front of us: "Conversion Camp." There's no way they're trying to convert me into boringness! "You said we were going camping! Not... converting shit!" My parents just looked at me with disappointed expressions, still chatting with some stupid-looking priest. Dressed in a white robe, pretending to be a saint. Yeah, right. You can't fool me! "Look, I'm not doing this," I said, throwing my hands in the air with a dramatic "I can't believe this" expression as I started walking toward the car. "Not so fast, young man," a deep, annoying voice called after me. Of course, it's the priest. I can spot a saint-wannabe from a mile away. "Oh yeah? Well, try and catch me!" I shouted, sprinting toward the car. Unfortunately, my loving, adorable, cute parents had locked the car. Now I looked like an idiot, trying to force open the door. I probably looked like a carnapper for fuck's sake. "Adrian, stop it. You're home
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