All Chapters of Home for Horny Monsters (Book 04): Chapter 131 - Chapter 140

"Oh, fuck me!" Yukie swept her arm in a wide arc and a giant wall of ice appeared just as the middle head opened up its mouth and roared. A large stream of fire danced across the ice, melting holes in it before the gout disappeared.Yuki was already busy tossing out a couple more cards. She grabbed Mike by the collar and pulled him behind a tree as the cards unfolded into human form and took off running in opposite directions. She sent her fireball after one of the figures, and the three-headed dog chased that one, its feet thudding heavily on the forest floor."Was that Cerberus?" Mike whispered."No, it was fucking Micky Mouse, and this is the magical kingdom of Disney!" When she looked at him, he saw that her eyes were wider than he had ever seen. "Yes, it was Cerberus! We have to get back, now!""Don't have to tell me twice," he muttered, and they began picking their way through the fog. Without the fireball, it was even harder to navigate the trees, but luckily they had gone in a

The gray skies of the Underworld did little to improve Mike's mood, and the occasional wail from the house made his stomach sour. Yet he sat quietly as Yuki told Amymone about how she had escaped from her tower."...and after we sent the Society packing, Mike forgave me for trying to kill him." Her tale done, Yuki put her hands in her lap. "And so I live in the house again. It's really weird that nobody remembers me, but I'm hoping to try and rebuild those relationships. It's frustrating, and more than a little lonely, but I'll get there.""Wow." Amymone was sitting on the ground with her legs pulled beneath her and her chin on her knees. "That's incredible, I'm so happy that you survived.""So what about you?" Yuki waved her hand around to indicate the Underworld. "I'm more than a little surprised to see you here. I figured you were dead."Amymone's laugh sounded almost like a bark. "Okay, well, after you disappeared, things started getting dark around the house. For the most part, E

Checking the basement was the most nerve wracking. It was dark, and he was convinced something would leap out at them. The only thing that made him jump was the occasional moan that came from above, and when they finally got around to the stairs, he had Yuki take the lead.Once on the second floor, they checked out the other rooms first. There were extra rooms here, too, and he even recognized some of the creepy dolls that had been there before. He stood for a moment in Beth's room, then tried to open the passageway to the Labyrinth in her closet.The process failed. He looked over at Yuki and smiled. "This place is as ordinary as the day I moved in. It's kind of weird, actually experiencing it again as if it's the first time. This room is the same, but look out here." He took her in the hall and showed her the other rooms. "This one is yours, but there's an extra one next to it. And I guess this is where our mystery door is now, right?" He opened the door to reveal an ordinary bedroo

Her face twisted, and her eyes were dark once again. "What is a few years compared to eternity? All things can be forgiven in time.""I won't, I—""Emily?" It was Sofia. She came around the corner of the stacks. "Were you talking to someone?""Just...just myself." She turned around, and Mike saw the black fade from her eyes. "Did you find anything about the rat king?"Sofia held out a book. "Yeah, so strange thing really, the rat king is..."This memory faded as well, and now Emily stood in the hallway of the second floor. Around her, the rats were cowering in fear as she twitched and spasmed, and one of her hands opened up, allowing a shimmering emerald to fall out of it."Why...what was I..." When she looked up, Mike saw that only one of her eyes was black now, and when she spoke next, only the corners of her mouth moved."You just did big magic, didn't you?" This time, the bad voice was even stronger. "I sensed that you did something, hid something perhaps. What have you done to us

The succubus looked down at the rose, then back at the dullahan. She raised her hand to the rose as if she was going to crush it, then set her hand back down. After a few seconds, a smile crossed her face."Okay, I like this one. Yes, I was up on the roof earlier, but I wasn't moping. Mostly I was just enjoying the weather, but the real reason I came down was that Mike just went through the gate, so I thought I would come down and make conversation because..." Her lips curled up, and she looked around, then pulled money out of her pocket and handed it to Beth."What's this?" Beth asked."A retainer. For attorney-client privileges, so you don't go blabbing my secrets or something.""You don't need that, you can just talk to me." Beth pushed the money back. "Besides, I'm not that kind of lawyer."She was about to open her mouth again, but Sulyvahn was grinning."Oh, I'm not worried about you," Lily said to him. "If you do something I don't like, I'll rip your head off and shove it up yo