All Chapters of Home for Horny Monsters (Book 04): Chapter 11 - Chapter 20

"A dullahan?" Mike frowned. "I'm afraid I don't know the term.""I'm yer friendly headless horseman, lad." The dullahan still held his own head in one hand, and was now swinging it back and forth like a macabre pendulum. "My job is similar to a banshees in that I deal with dead spirits, though I usually cut a more dashing figure on my horse. So I guess I'm technically just headless." The grin on his face was impossibly wide, his lips stretched nearly to his ears."I want to speak to the faerie queen, right now, please." Mike crossed his arms and stared down the dullahan. "How do I make that happen?""You certainly are an anxious sort." Sulyvahn swung his head in a circle and released it into the air. His body stepped forward and his head landed on his shoulders with a thud, scattering the inky mist in a perfect circle, much like a smoke ring. "In regards to Her Majesty, I can say without reasonable doubt that she has no interest in speaking with ye.""Oh, really?" Mike stepped closer.

--Dana frowned at the gathering on the front yard. While everybody else had been curious to see what Mike had been hollering about, she was currently distracted by the processed semen running through her body.As a zombie, her hunger could become quite dangerous. She needed to consume the brains of the living in order to have enough life force to sate her hunger, but it had been discovered that Mike's biology had been significantly altered by magic to the point that his semen was capable of giving her the boost she needed to not only maintain her own sanity, but kept her from decomposing as well. The sperm shooters in the fridge weren't nearly as potent as consuming it directly from the source, but they were good enough to keep her from cracking into the nearest living creature for a quick bite.Unfortunately, his semen had the odd side effect of making her horny. It was almost like her nervous system returned to life after feeding, but focused all of its energy on her erogenous zone

"I hope that wasn't too predictable for you." Naia held out Dana's jeans. They were already dry, and the panties had been tucked into a pocket.Dana smiled, and got dressed. "I appreciate it. I appreciate you.""I know." The two of them embraced then parted. The fountain was filling up again, and Naia floated on the surface of the water. "Feel free to drop by if you're ever feeling lonely.""I always do." Dana gave the nymph a wave and walked across the garden to her garage. She rarely stayed long after being with Naia. If the nymph minded, she never said a word.Dana pushed open the door and crossed the messy floor to flop down on her workbench. Rubbing her belly, she turned her attention to the disassembled drone on her bench. She picked up a rotor and frowned at it.Trying to power a drone with magic had several different problems, but the biggest one right now was power regulation. How could she get a magical stone to regulate its own output without blowing out half the circuits i

Dana coughed, waving at the air in the room. With no proper ventilation, she knew the scent would linger. Grumbling to herself, she lit some scented candles to help overpower the stench. By herself once more, she sat back down on the loveseat and turned her game on again. The minutes went by, the night dragging on, her sleepless mind holding onto every detail of every minute.Her avatar charged into a cave, only to get massacred by a pair of hidden enemies. The screen turned dark, displaying the words You Died once again."I wish," she muttered, then hit continue.--So many thoughts were running through Beth's mind that she couldn't stop to count them.First, the excitement of someone new coming to the house. When he had first pulled his head off, it had taken everything inside of her not to scream with joy. She should have been unsettled, scared, or maybe even sick to her stomach, but all she could think about was how interesting he was. A man who could remove his own head, how awes

"Marco, I barely recognized you out of your suit! What are you doing delivering packages for Lance?"Marco gave a grin. "This is a special occasion and Lance wanted to make sure that Mr. Radley got his belongings back." He gestured to the van on the road. "Do you remember the storage unit that had some stuff auctioned off? Lance hired a private investigator and was able to track down and recover some of it. I've been on the road for the last couple of days bringing them right over." He looked over her shoulder in disbelief. "I've come out here a couple times over the years and always seem to forget just how big the property is. Want me to help you take them inside?""Um, no, Mr. Radley isn't home right now and he's doing a remodel in the front hall." The lie slid right off her tongue. "But we can stack them next to the door, and when he gets home, he'll let me know where they can go.""Yeah, sure thing." Marco went back to the van and slid open the door. "So you seriously moved in wit