All Chapters of Home for Horny Monsters (Book 04): Chapter 31 - Chapter 40

Standing up, Dana coughed a few times in an attempt to get her lungs to function properly. She didn't need the air to breathe, but did need it to talk. Several moments passed before the pinching sensation in her chest vanished.Scowling, she looked at the top of the gate and saw that none of the spikes were bent.That was odd. She could have sworn she felt it bend. Shrugging, she tried again. This time, she was far more careful about where she put her feet, which was good, because she nearly slipped twice.Near the top, she put a hand out to grab onto the brick wall and pulled herself up."Ha!" She wouldn't let an old, rusty gate defeat her. Twisting around, she dropped onto the ground and started looking for the drone.It was gone. Puzzled, she walked back and forth along the brick wall.It should be right here. Dana turned to look at the wall and froze.There was no gate on this side. It was just a solid wall of brick."I... that's..." Logically, she wanted to debate the reality of

"Wait a second." Mike looked at the collection of items on the table. He could almost see it now, if he were to rearrange the items. Curtains, a blanket, pillows, even a set of clothes. "This looks almost like a bedroom set.""Oh!" Beth stood up and moved to a different position along the table. "I think you're right. Look at the colors on the pillows, they match the drapes. There's a small blanket that matches as well. Still..." she picked up a broken watch. "I'm not certain what's going on with the junk drawer vibe.""Seriously, look at all these pens." Mike grabbed the stack on his side of the table. Some of the pens had business names on them, and a couple even still had chains attached. Jenny, active now, was busy building a mock log cabin out of them on the corner of the table. "So, we've got a bedroom set and someone's trash pile.""And their piggy bank," Yuki announced, picking up a quarter. There was a bunch of loose change scattered through the boxes, and they all had a smal

He walked out into the yard and turned around to look."Okay. I know for a fact that wasn't on the list." On the left side of his house was a turret that was slightly larger than the one on the right side of the house. This one looked dirty and faded, as if someone had cleaned the entire house but neglected this portion."I don't... I just..." Beth tilted her head. "Do I hear moaning?"Yuki's ears twitched, and her cheeks reddened. Mike listened intently and heard the sounds of a woman grunting in pain beneath a section of porch roof that had toppled off the house. He and Tink moved toward it and lifted the section up to free the trapped woman.Underneath, Abella stared up at them in embarrassment. In her hand was her tablet, the screen cracked all the way across. She was frantically tapping it with her other hand, but obviously the screen's sensor had broken, and the porn she had been watching continued to play unhindered. A headphone jack dangled from one of her ears; she plugged it

The world briefly dimmed, but she wasn't out of the fight yet. Now that they were close, she grappled the goblin onto the ground, trying to twist an arm behind her back. The goblin, who was surprisingly strong, forced her way out of the hold.She growled, and slashed out with her claws. Tink took the hit, her dress tearing in the process, then landed another punch to the face that knocked her silly."Stupid kitty cat. Tink beat all nine lives out of you, then make you into a rug!"Shaking her head, she charged forward and tackled the goblin to the ground where they became a bundle of hair, teeth and nails. Shrieks of rage came from both of them, and the other woman tried to break them up, but took a nasty slash to the arm and backed away.When Tink bit down on her tail, she twisted around and used her claws to gouge Tink in the eyes, blinding her. She used that moment to break free. With a powerful leap, she crossed over the bed and landed by the window. It slid open easily, and she s

"Some rocks fell in here." Sofia pointed to the rats. "They were nice enough to help us clean up this area. And we might have news." She patted the stack of books next to her. All of them had multiple bookmarks inserted into their pages. "We think we know how to get Mike to the faerie realm.""I'm sure he'll be ecstatic. Will probably drop everything to do it."Sofia sighed. "Yeah, I bet he will. You're still planning to go with him... right?""I am."Sofia and Ratu exchanged a look."Then we need to address the issue of your spiritual hitchhiker first," Ratu said. "The last thing we need is to discover that Oliver has been biding his time until he can get you alone with Mike. Going to a strange realm would be the perfect time and place for such a move."Beth frowned. "So what are we going to do?""I have everything ready for that, actually." Ratu pointed at the woman on the floor. "Asterion, can you please take our guest to the pagoda? Put the irons on her—they're enchanted to preven