All Chapters of But I'm a Guy: Chapter 1 - Chapter 10

10 Chapters

Chapter 1

"Bro, I'm here. You good?"I was about to answer when Tyler Morgan rushed over and casually threw his arm across my shoulders.The doctor standing in front of me, Dr. Holly Stevens, heard what he said and the scorn in her eyes got even worse. "You two aren't a couple? Girls these days have no shame. You call each other 'bro' while doing couple stuff."Tyler jerked his hand back like he had been burned. He stumbled backward and shouted, "What are you talking about? I'm straight! What couple? How can you say that?"Watching him flip out left me speechless. He was straight? Yeah, well so was I.Earlier that day, I met up with some friends to play basketball. That night, they dragged me to this casual spot where we had loaded fries, wings and ice-cold beer.When I got home and finally crawled into bed, a sharp pain tore through my stomach. Worse, there were bloodstains on my pants.As someone who had been dealing with hemorrhoids, I knew immediately what happened. They had ruptured.

Chapter 2

Tyler had barely left when my name got called. I explained my situation and made sure to emphasize that my hemorrhoids had ruptured and my rear end would not stop bleeding.However, this doctor, Dr. Stevens, did not even examine me before deciding I had a potential miscarriage.Except I was a guy… What was I supposed to miscarry?"Listen, kid, stay away from this girl. She calls different guys 'bro' while she's sleeping around. The kid in her belly probably isn't even yours. Don't be a sucker."Dr. Stevens kept trying to give Tyler advice while Tyler just looked confused."What pregnancy? Who's pregnant?"Frustration burned in my chest. I was done with this. "Are you out of your mind? I don't even have the equipment for that. I'm a...""Okay, stop pretending. The whole tomboy act is so outdated. Look, your body is your business, but are you getting admitted or not? Don't blame me if you bleed out and die." Dr. Stevens waved her hand dismissively.Anger churned in my gut. A doct

Chapter 3

"You diagnosed me with a potential miscarriage based on my looks alone. What? Do you have X-ray vision or something?"Dr. Stevens straightened her white coat. "I've seen plenty of cases like yours. I can tell from experience."I laughed out loud. "So the doctors at this hospital diagnose patients without doing any examinations? Just experience?"I turned to the people behind me. "You all hear that? This hospital's unprofessional. Do you really want her treating you? Watch her turn a minor illness into cancer."Now that their own interests were involved, the people behind me started getting uneasy. "Yeah, what's going on with this doctor? Why is she making diagnoses without even doing an exam?""I'm going to another hospital. I'd feel safer getting tested.""This doctor looks so young. How much experience could she even have? She's playing with people's lives."Seeing some people outside already getting up to leave, Dr. Stevens finally started to panic. "You said it yourself.

Chapter 4

Dr. Lloyd's words seemed reasonable on the surface, but he was just trying to smooth things over and side with Dr. Stevens.So many people outside had already seen this. Some were even recording on their phones. If everyone thought I was some unwed pregnant woman, what would happen to my reputation?"Yes, yes, Ms. Sanders, you should sit down. Don't get worked up. Our doctors will do everything they can to keep you and the baby safe."Dr. Stevens pretended to help me up with fake concern, but she leaned in close and lowered her voice to whisper in my ear. "You've got the guts to do shameless things but not the guts to face the consequences. You deserve this miscarriage."I did not get angry. Instead, I stood up and looked at Dr. Lloyd. "No need. I'm demanding an examination right now. I want to see the test results before I get admitted.”"Hospital stays are so expensive these days. My money doesn't grow on trees. You want me admitted without even running any tests? I think this h

Chapter 5

"Holy crap, that's impossible! How can a guy get pregnant?"Tyler blurted this out instinctively and snatched the report from the doctor's hands.My eyes went wide as I muttered under my breath, "Impossible. Absolutely impossible.""What's there to argue about? See for yourself. The baby's three months along. You can already see its shape clearly. What an adorable little thing." Dr. Stevens pointed at the ultrasound image on the report, barely concealing her glee."The test results are right here. You can't deny it now.""Three months pregnant and she's only just finding out? This mother-to-be sure has nerves of steel.""It's right there in black and white. What else is there to check?"I stared at the words on the page, my mind completely scrambled. To make matters worse, Tyler was making things worse beside me."Bro, my girlfriend was reading this novel a while back where guys could get pregnant. You're not, like, intersex or something, are you?"I was so pissed I elbowed hi

Chapter 6

After hanging up, I patted Tyler on the shoulder. "I'm sorry, babe. I've been lying to you. I've actually been seeing someone else behind your back."Tyler instantly jumped three feet in the air. "You, you, you... what the hell are you saying, you b*stard!"He looked shocked for a few seconds, but after seeing the expression on my face, he caught on."Whatever. I've been lying to you too. I've had a new girlfriend for a while now. Let's just call it quits and move on."Tyler got into character immediately. "This is all my fault. Let's not contact each other anymore. My wife would be pissed."He turned and walked away, looking exactly like an irresponsible scumbag.Everyone was stunned by this sudden turn of events. They thought it was a case of some loose woman tricking an honest guy into taking responsibility, but it turned out it was just two cheaters messing around on the side.What else was there to say? Birds of a feather flock together."Dr. Stevens, I'm so sorry for the

Chapter 7

Inside, a female doctor was preparing for the day. I sighed. "Um, is there any chance I could get a male doctor to do my exam?"This was the first time the doctor had encountered such a request. Most patients who came to the hospital preferred a doctor of the same gender to avoid awkwardness. This was the first time someone had requested the opposite.The female doctor paused. "None of the male doctors in our department are working today. We only have female doctors on duty. The men's exam area also has female doctors.""Why are you being so picky? To a doctor, there's no gender. You're all just bodies." Dr. Stevens rolled her eyes, then turned to the female doctor. "Make sure you take precautions. This woman's pregnant and doesn't even know who the father is."Being colleagues, the female doctor trusted her instinctively. Her expression toward me changed. "Alright. Got it."She put on her gloves while saying to me, "Go lie down on the bed and take off your pants."I did as I was

Chapter 8

I put on a confused expression and grabbed the female doctor's arm. "Yeah, doctor, where's my baby? Dr. Stevens said I'm three months pregnant. You didn't make my baby disappear, did you?"The female doctor was about to lose her mind. "Do you not know whether you're a man or a woman? You're a guy. Where would you get a baby?""Who says men can't have babies?" I pulled out the ultrasound report. "I'm three months pregnant. Your hospital made my baby disappear. Give me back my baby."Seeing me being so unreasonable, the female doctor was at a loss. She glared at Dr. Stevens. "Look at what you've done!"Dr. Stevens's mind was in complete chaos right now. She had no idea what to do and could only act on instinct, lunging forward to try and snatch the ultrasound report from my hands."It's a misunderstanding! This is all a misunderstanding!"I stepped out of the way and put the ultrasound report away safely. "This is proof of my pregnancy. I never thought the day would come when I, a

Chapter 9

The whole ordeal finally came to an end, and the crowd of onlookers dispersed.I went to the men's exam room across the hall first and got my physical done. Then I went upstairs to see a doctor about my hemorrhoids.The doctor prescribed me some anti-inflammatory medication and scheduled a time for me to get the surgery done to eliminate the problem once and for all.Tyler drove me home. The moment I walked through the door, my mom rushed over with her phone."Is this you?"I looked at the screen. It turned out someone had filmed what had happened at the hospital today and posted it online. It was right at the moment when Dr. Stevens had ripped my shirt. The comment section was full of people complimenting my physique."I ran into a psycho at the hospital today, but it's all sorted out now. It’s nothing to worry about."Mom took a swipe at me. "I told you to cut your hair, but you wouldn't listen. Now just look at the mess you've caused."This whole mess made me realize how qui

Chapter 10

I waited until my hemorrhoids surgery was finished before finally posting all the evidence I had gathered online and starting a livestream.I had become quite the celebrity during this time. The moment I went live, a flood of people poured into the stream."Hey everyone. I just got out of hemorrhoids surgery, so I'm wearing a hospital gown. I've still got the hemorrhoids they cut out right here. Want to see it?"The hemorrhoids that had been tormenting me for months had been removed by the doctor. It was supposed to be thrown out as medical waste, but I asked the doctor to save it. I still had a use for it.I held up the bag and waved it in front of the camera. The viewers thought I was putting on an act. The chat was filled with nothing but strings of censored curse words. You could tell how nasty the comments were.However, I did not care one bit. I displayed my medical records directly. "I know you won't believe anything I say, but don't let someone with ulterior motives manipu

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