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Chapter 9

Author: Perfect Timing
The whole ordeal finally came to an end, and the crowd of onlookers dispersed.

I went to the men's exam room across the hall first and got my physical done. Then I went upstairs to see a doctor about my hemorrhoids.

The doctor prescribed me some anti-inflammatory medication and scheduled a time for me to get the surgery done to eliminate the problem once and for all.

Tyler drove me home. The moment I walked through the door, my mom rushed over with her phone.

"Is this you?"

I looked at the screen. It turned out someone had filmed what had happened at the hospital today and posted it online. It was right at the moment when Dr. Stevens had ripped my shirt. The comment section was full of people complimenting my physique.

"I ran into a psycho at the hospital today, but it's all sorted out now. It’s nothing to worry about."

Mom took a swipe at me. "I told you to cut your hair, but you wouldn't listen. Now just look at the mess you've caused."

This whole mess made me realize how qui
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    I waited until my hemorrhoids surgery was finished before finally posting all the evidence I had gathered online and starting a livestream.I had become quite the celebrity during this time. The moment I went live, a flood of people poured into the stream."Hey everyone. I just got out of hemorrhoids surgery, so I'm wearing a hospital gown. I've still got the hemorrhoids they cut out right here. Want to see it?"The hemorrhoids that had been tormenting me for months had been removed by the doctor. It was supposed to be thrown out as medical waste, but I asked the doctor to save it. I still had a use for it.I held up the bag and waved it in front of the camera. The viewers thought I was putting on an act. The chat was filled with nothing but strings of censored curse words. You could tell how nasty the comments were.However, I did not care one bit. I displayed my medical records directly. "I know you won't believe anything I say, but don't let someone with ulterior motives manipu

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