All Chapters of My Incubus is a Drama Queen: Chapter 1 - Chapter 10

My family was so poor we couldn't even afford food. So poor that I posted myself for sale online.A staff member from the agency paired me with a top-tier incubus: the youngest son of the powerful Colton family—Austin Colton. He had just come of age and was going through his first heat cycle, which meant he urgently needed human bodily fluids to survive. Saliva, sweat, tears… anything would work.For an ordinary human like me, the amount of money Austin was offering was insane. I figured he must've been desperate. So the second we met, I started getting undressed. "Where do you wanna do this? The couch, or the bed?"Honestly, if I saw a guy who looked like him on the street, I would doubt that I was not in the real world. Nobody should be that perfectly put together. But he was a top-tier incubus. That explained it. This species was just unfairly gorgeous by design.Then he said, "That won't be necessary."Turns out, he'd only brought me here to get his parents off his back. Eve

In the end, Austin said he would sponsor my education."Don't overthink it. It's for the family's reputation."I was ecstatic. I never imagined he'd actually pay for me to go back to school!What I didn't expect even more was his deeper motive.'Iris should study more. If one day, she gains her freedom, and leaves me, she'll still have the means to stand on her own.'I was stunned.My heart softened.He looked like such a jerk on the outside, but he was… actually a really good person.…On my first day back at Axie University, Austin drove me there.He looked aloof and untouchable, but inside, he was a nonstop monologue.'Life is so suffering. Eight a.m. classes are murder for an incubus. Who the hell loves school? It feels like being dropped off at prison. Why are my eyes always brimming with tears? Because I am deeply dozy.'He kept it up the whole drive until we finally pulled up to campus.He parked and ordered, "Get out.""Oh.""I'll pick you up after your last clas

Austin thought to himself, 'That's because I'm wearing the 'Youthful University-Boy Vibe' cologne Iris loves the most!'But out loud, he said calmly, "Is that? Maybe it's just the fabric softener."Then I remembered. "…Oh. Sorry. I called you 'baby' again.""It's fine.""Huh? I thought you didn't like it before."He only said, "It wasn't that I disliked it.""Then what was it?"Austin didn't answer. "Focus on the movie."But in his head, he quietly admitted, 'Because before, you were pretending. Now it's real.'…Spring brought the campus-wide "Campus Clubs Battle." I signed up for the baking club.Back when money was tight, I never had the luxury of hobbies. Now, thanks to Austin, I could finally do things I genuinely enjoyed.The club president was incredibly enthusiastic. When he saw how clumsy I was—how I could never quite get things right—he patiently taught me, step by step: measuring, sifting, water baths.When the tiramisu was finally finished, I happily held up th

Austin liked to lecture me about how broadening your horizons and keeping an open mind made you less likely to be ruled by your emotions.I understood the principle perfectly, but I couldn't resist asking, "If you're so enlightened, then why is it that every time I talk to another guy for more than five minutes, you spiral, lose sleep for nights, and then sulk until I spend days coaxing you back to normal?"Austin's expression darkened. "Shut up."…Austin basically forced me into marrying him.Right when I was dizzy with desire, he suddenly stopped."I want to acknowledge you as my master, Iris."He'd left me hanging, aching and unsatisfied. "H-how do you do that?"His slick tail slid beneath the waistband of my pajama pants. "It's… the final step."I was already past the point of pride. "Then let's do it!""Are you willing to be my master?""Yes."A sudden, cool weight settled on my ring finger—a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg."Then let's get married first, Iris."

Male Lead POV – Bonus ChapterI genuinely don't get it.How could anyone think typing "surprise human" in a comment section would magically make a sweet, loving wife appear at your door?Obviously, an online scam targeting desperate incubi.One lonely night, after reading a piece of fiction titled "I, the Cold and Aloof Incubus, Adopted a Straightforward Sweet Human Girl", I logged into a burner account and quietly left a comment.[Surprise human][I said, surprise human!][Hello? Anyone there?]…The Human Adoption Agency contacted me.Customer Service: [Dear valued customer, our data matchmaking system has found you a 100% compatible human partner! Limited-time promotion—only 100,000 dollars to adopt!]I transferred the money instantly.The moment the payment went through, I started regretting it.Because this human—named Iris—had a profile description that was just three words long: [Short on cash.]Fine. If she turned out like other humans, looking down on incubi, the