"Hey Plush bitch. We're all busy right now. Go fuck a tree," said Henry, Jason's best friend. No way was I addressing Jason directly. I had some pride left. Huh. Go figure. I had pride these days. Or maybe— Nope. Going with the pride thing. "Tina? Are you there? Please, Tina. It's an emergency, " I pleaded with easily the nicest person in the friend group. She was dumb as a sack of rocks and couldn't take a hint, but maybe just maybe that would work in my favor today. Hushed whispers sounded in the background. "Pearl, do you know Jason and you broke up? Like, everyone knows," said Tina, and I could practically see everyone rolling their eyes at her while she tried to let me down gently, despite wanting to help. "Yeah, I know. I was there, Tina. Now I, look, I just really need a friend right now. Please Tina?" I pleaded, seeing Mrs. Geller, the neighbourhood Karen, appear in her driveway. Fucking great. That was all I needed. Some old prude bitching at me about
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